i'm a pretty pretty princess

[magicalmegs]

So I'm totally into this burlesque show on the Lower East Side that I'm dragging you to if you visit me. The dancers are funny and naked and one of the MCs balances on only his pinky, which is not on the floor but on a dildo on the floor. It's pretty impressive. Last week was my second time there, and it was great. So great that at the end of

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[justanotherme]

I think the fact that he swallowed a balloon is way more impressive. I'm still wondering how the fuck that happened. As soon as I get a computer to plug my hard drive into, I'll send you pics. :)