Hiiiiiiii! 'Alice' is a really tentative character for me, and I'm nooooooot too confident in my ability to handle him just yet. If you have any tips, suggestions, comments, crit concerning my gameplay, or if you'd just like to talk, please leave a comment here!

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[on a park bench rests Alice in what appears to be clear anguish, with his hand held out, mere centimeters away from a delicious, delicious sandwich.]

Star... ving...

[a similarly sloth-addled pigeon crawls, tumbles, then rolls the sandwich's way, before plopping pathetically, its beak about the same distance away from the meal as the tips of ( Read more... )

Are you kidding me? Now the Rabbit is an army?

So I really think we should make this time-efficient, and you should all briefly demonstrate your... rabbitness to me, just to separate the real deal from the... other rodents...

And then get in a line.

I only have one bullet, so make it a tidy line.

[ooc: this is quite possibly Alice's rabbit ( Read more... )

All right, this - this will be brief.

And you're going to answer, or else I'm going to find each and every one of you and shoot you. Somehow.

I need to find a school.

A real school, that still takes students, and... and it has to teach you things, like... books? Or charts... I mean, complicated things, like... and it has to take him too, which ( Read more... )

I tried, I really did, but I can't seem to figure out just which one of you was more pathetic these past few days. Giving away hats? Organs? Assaulting cats? And who got it into his head that height didn't matter for women? I can't think of any who'll fall for a man shorter than they are. It's a simple fact ( Read more... )

[...and cue one (1!) Alice, looking very ruffled, uncomfortable and... could it be...? Calm, for a change. ]

...right. Hi? It's A... hello again. The weather's... different, I think?

It was different before.

[ooc: back from his update since yesterday, but hesitant to touch the network, bawww. Chapter 12!Alice at your service!]

I need to ask her an important question, so...

Who's the most beautiful woman you know in the City?

[ooc: ...with advance apologies to the ladies who get nominated XD]

Can I shoot them...? Can... I... shoot...?!

JUST GET OFF MY LAWN, BEFORE I SET MY TALKING DOG ON ALL OF YOU.

Talking Dog, just go along with it...

Unless you're here to get a cat... I have a cat to give!

[ooc: open to all hgrhhewuwi just please don't tell him who he really is and all the such... T_T ]

Alice says:
Has anyone been in that nagging clock? What's there?

What I need want to know is... could a small animal make its lair there? What would prey on a rabbit, anyway...

And just an objective party decides it: it's not turning back, if you hold a mirror to look behind you, right? It doesn't count. And I'm not cheating.

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