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[mad_here]

I tried, I really did, but I can't seem to figure out just which one of you was more pathetic these past few days. Giving away hats? Organs? Assaulting cats? And who got it into his head that height didn't matter for women? I can't think of any who'll fall for a man shorter than they are. It's a simple fact

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[ofherfirstfur]

Who assaulted cats?!

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[mad_here]

This guy's been nothing but trouble to my - to a cat I know.

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[ofherfirstfur]

I will bite him.

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[mad_here]

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[mad_here]

Well, there was talk of... so maybe I don't have the details, but.

[mad_here]

My sentences are just fine.

[misterblackbird]

I could have done without quite a few of those things.

[mad_here]

Just how pathetic were you?

[misterblackbird]

I didn't give away things like hats or organs. In the scheme of things, I wasn't pathetic at all. But I did have to collect that aforementioned organ.

[mad_here]

...how... romantic.

[trolloboros]

Well I think they're a misinformed bunch. The shorty, I mean.

[mad_here]

I'm sure someone shorter than him will like him.

[trolloboros]

You think he'll ever find the one?

[mad_here]

Why not?

[mad_here]

Well... it's more that Ino and her... friend... keep running around my - Cheshire Cat.

[mad_here]

The one who keeps... wanting to pet...