[camera first shows a rather hesitant Alice, armed with an... airsoft, ball gun.]

This... is a recording - no, it's evidence, so that person can't say... this is a recording of Alice's... increasing abili- right, never mind.


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So, exactly... where are you supposed to keep a kid, anyway?

And how do they get by, if there's no giant, talking fish to give her food and put her to bed and... that kind of thing.

I don't suppose you want to adopt one?

She's really, um...

Also, very...

And when it comes down to it, you won't find someone more...

Just shut up and take ( Read more... )

( ][weak filter, still learning >>! ][ private-ish][ )

...you know, before meeting that cat, kitty-themed underwear was kind of cute...

[ooc: cursed. Forever.]

Hey, listen up! It's March, so he should be coming out any minute now:


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February 20
Alice says:

Hey... can I shoot everyone today? ♥ This apron is digging into my stomach.

I think I can. My face is going to freeze in this smile. I can't feel my cheeks anymore.

Have a good day.

I hate my life.

[ooc: gender-bending curse -> 100% Alice today, apron included. Manga femme!Alice has a scary smile ;; ]

February 10
Alice says:
...this library is useless. So, if the City world... ends... where do we find a new one? They didn't even put down a map.

So round, so appetizing perfect, so seemingly good with jam immaculate...

Hey - hey, you. And you.

...are you still... delicious?

Don't you want to talk with my stomach again? It's just polite conversation as I grab a fork. There's nothing wrong about you with caramel sauce it, I think we should get better acquainted you on a plate. In fact ( Read more... )

January 12
Alice says:
Sorry, I have a question -

Does anyone want a cat?

He's not too big if you're a giant, so he won't eat much of his third serving, and leftovers are fine if you're the one who plans to dine on them. He's capable of stalking affection, likes warming beds, and doesn't mind getting shot at. He's not noisy except for the ( Read more... )

...good day, here-but-not-there.

How do you do?

Worn and cheap. I already hate it here.

[ooc: since a big deal is made in canon that everyone knows his name without an introduction, please assume his device disclaims his post + every comment with "Alice says: " Thanks!]