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[mad_here]

So, exactly... where are you supposed to keep a kid, anyway?

And how do they get by, if there's no giant, talking fish to give her food and put her to bed and... that kind of thing.

I don't suppose you want to adopt one?

She's really, um...

Also, very...

And when it comes down to it, you won't find someone more...

Just shut up and take

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[mustbemad]

What kind of ad is this?

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[mad_here]

It's not an ad at all. It's a legitimate inquiry.

[mad_here]

More or less.

[mustbemad]

So he says.

I'm surprised I wasn't told to handle it.

[mad_here]

It's... more like she landed around me.

[mad_here]

A Duchess. I sit proper to say nobility 'lands' on you? I guess in her case, she... 'gracefully propelled her royal self'...

[barnabasdog]

Oh nooo, you're a DAD?!

[mustbemad]

Goodness, no!

[barnabasdog]

That's a relief.

Somebody was REALLY desperate for a babysitter, huh?

[mustbemad]

You'll have to blame the City for this one, dog.

[playstheblues]

Where do you keep a kid?

They're not pets.

[mad_here]

I'm just asking what the safest part of the City is!

[playstheblues]

Are you looking for an apartment?

[mad_here]

It makes sense... unless you want her?

[misterblackbird]

First you try and get rid of the man who thinks he's a cat, and now this. I shouldn't be so surprised.

[mad_here]

It's only natural.

[misterblackbird]

That you should use the Network as a way to advertise your 'unwanted things', yes, given what I've seen before.

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[mad_here]

I didn't say she's unwanted!