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[mad_here]

So, exactly... where are you supposed to keep a kid, anyway?

And how do they get by, if there's no giant, talking fish to give her food and put her to bed and... that kind of thing.

I don't suppose you want to adopt one?

She's really, um...

Also, very...

And when it comes down to it, you won't find someone more...

Just shut up and take

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[mustbemad]

What kind of ad is this?

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[mad_here]

It's not an ad at all. It's a legitimate inquiry.

[mad_here]

More or less.

[mustbemad]

So he says.

I'm surprised I wasn't told to handle it.

[mad_here]

Handle what, exactly?

[mustbemad]

Taking care.

[mad_here]

That's because you can't take care of anything.

[mustbemad]

Ah- that's harsh.

[mad_here]

Well... what do you know about children, anyway? What are your qualifications?

[mustbemad]

I don't know anything about "children".

But I know my mistress- isn't that proper?

[mad_here]

How well can you know someone you kept leaving behind?

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[mustbemad]

Well, that's obvious-

[mustbemad]

It's rude to imply one would only leave out of distaste.

[mad_here]

...whatever your feelings on the matter, you still don't know how to look after her.

[mustbemad]

Because I'm her pet- not a servant.

[mad_here]

Then why are you making such a fuss over things, if you know you couldn't handle her anyway? What a pain, Cheshire Cat...