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[mad_here]

[on a park bench rests Alice in what appears to be clear anguish, with his hand held out, mere centimeters away from a delicious, delicious sandwich.]

Star... ving...

[a similarly sloth-addled pigeon crawls, tumbles, then rolls the sandwich's way, before plopping pathetically, its beak about the same distance away from the meal as the tips of

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[mad_here]

[in which the reply takes forever, because he is visibly dozing on and off]

[mad_here]

...no...thing?

[mustbemad]

... Where did the sandwich come from?

[mad_here]

You can't have -

[. . .]

...half and half, if you feed me my portion.

[mustbemad]

... Feed you? By. hand?