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[mad_here]

Can I shoot them...? Can... I... shoot...?!

JUST GET OFF MY LAWN, BEFORE I SET MY TALKING DOG ON ALL OF YOU.

Talking Dog, just go along with it...

Unless you're here to get a cat... I have a cat to give!

[ooc: open to all hgrhhewuwi just please don't tell him who he really is and all the such... T_T ]

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[stand_4_myself]

Are you referring to me?

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[mad_here]

[wait, what.]

[mad_here]

...no.

[mad_here]

Go away, Talking Dog copy ---

[spreadontoast]

A talkin' dog? Really?

[mad_here]

Well... it's more like a judging dog.

[spreadontoast]

Oh. Well, that's too bad. A talkin' dog would be better than a judgin' dog. Or maybe not. A judgin' dog might...might be more useful than just a talkin' dog.

[mad_here]

You're not getting him, anyway. He's from here. He's staying here.

[visitors_galore]

[Holy crap look at that it's a robot unicorn. Standing. Glistening. WAITING.

It's waiting for you, Alice.

PRESS Z TO MAKE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE.]

[mad_here]

[oh yes, you beautiful, beautiful creatures, YES: Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z ]

...oh.

[visitors_galore]

[Hell yeah NOW YOU'RE ON A ROBOT UNICORN, ALICE. And it starts running forward as a song begins to play...]

[willbenoshame]

[ PASSES BY ]

[barnabasdog]

What do I look like? A lawyer? I fetch papers, not serve them.

[mad_here]

You're... supposed to bite.

[barnabasdog]

Where in my name do you see "Cujo"?

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[mad_here]

Who's Cu --

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[aintgotalick]

Your talkin' dog ain't a shapeshifter, is he?

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[mad_here]

Would that frighten you off?

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[aintgotalick]

Nah, I'd just have to ask if he knew me.

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[mad_here]

I don't know what he is. It doesn't matter: he's a killer. A beast!