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[mad_here]

Can I shoot them...? Can... I... shoot...?!

JUST GET OFF MY LAWN, BEFORE I SET MY TALKING DOG ON ALL OF YOU.

Talking Dog, just go along with it...

Unless you're here to get a cat... I have a cat to give!

[ooc: open to all hgrhhewuwi just please don't tell him who he really is and all the such... T_T ]

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[visitors_galore]

[Holy crap look at that it's a robot unicorn. Standing. Glistening. WAITING.

It's waiting for you, Alice.

PRESS Z TO MAKE YOUR WISHES COME TRUE.]

[mad_here]

[oh yes, you beautiful, beautiful creatures, YES: Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z ]

...oh.

[visitors_galore]

[Hell yeah NOW YOU'RE ON A ROBOT UNICORN, ALICE. And it starts running forward as a song begins to play...]

[willbenoshame]

[ PASSES BY ]

[visitors_galore]

[HOLY CRAP YEAH 5000 POINTS ALREADY.]

[mad_here]

[ is... on... a... horse but he has no crystals ]

[visitors_galore]

[Time to make your dreams come true! Holy crap look at the rainbows! And sparkles! And magic!

And that dolphin that is...jumping...next to you...even though you are nowhere near the water...apparently.]

[mad_here]

[OMIGAWD RAINBOWS. SPARKLES. MAGIC. DOLPHIN ---- CLIFF?!

JUMP, RAINBOW UNICORN, JUMP, Z YOUR ASS UP.]

[visitors_galore]

[ARCING THROUGH THE AIR! BLAZE OF RAINBOW GLORY!

Gee, Alice, you're pretty good at this. Better than most of the other people whose dreams he's tried to make come true today.]

[mad_here]

[he's WONDERLAND KIND, lil horsie, best believe.]

[visitors_galore]

[SURPRISE! You're actually good at something! Law of averages said it had to happen eventually. ♥]

AAAAAAAAALWAYS I WANNA BEEEEEEEEEEEE WITH YOU...

[mad_here]

[oh, you bitch, may your dreams end in fiery flames >( ]

[visitors_galore]

[While you're on his back? OKAY.

AIMING STRAIGHT FOR THAT GIANT GLASS STAR NOW KTHX.]

[mad_here]

[OH FUCK ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ TAKE PITY UNICORN HE'S STILL A VIRGIN ]

[visitors_galore]

[HOLY CRAP. HOLY CRAP. HOLY CRAP ARE YOU DAZZLED YET? THIS IS AN EXPLOSION OF COLOR AND FIRE AND RAINBOWS AND JOY AND DREAMS AND LAUGHTER AS THE UNICORN DASHES THE HELL THROUGH THAT GIANT GLASS STAR.

BETTER PUT ON YOUR SUNGLASSES BECAUSE YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!]

[mad_here]

[FUCK YOU RAINBOW UNICORN, FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.]

Stop.