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[mad_here]

Can I shoot them...? Can... I... shoot...?!

JUST GET OFF MY LAWN, BEFORE I SET MY TALKING DOG ON ALL OF YOU.

Talking Dog, just go along with it...

Unless you're here to get a cat... I have a cat to give!

[ooc: open to all hgrhhewuwi just please don't tell him who he really is and all the such... T_T ]

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[spreadontoast]

A talkin' dog? Really?

[mad_here]

Well... it's more like a judging dog.

[spreadontoast]

Oh. Well, that's too bad. A talkin' dog would be better than a judgin' dog. Or maybe not. A judgin' dog might...might be more useful than just a talkin' dog.

[mad_here]

You're not getting him, anyway. He's from here. He's staying here.

[spreadontoast]

It wouldn't be very neighborly of me to try 'n take a feller's dog anyways.

[mad_here]

He's not mine... he's just not yours, either.

[spreadontoast]

I thought you said he was your dog.

[mad_here]

He's more mine than yours!

[spreadontoast]

... ... ...

[mad_here]

...so maybe I helped the truth a little.

[spreadontoast]

Oh, I didn't say anythin'.

[mad_here]

You didn't have to. I felt it.

[spreadontoast]

Oh...

[TOTALLY believes you.]

[mad_here]

[BELIEVE MORE.]

I'm not stupid. I can pick up on these things.

[spreadontoast]

Oh... So do you know what I'm thinkin' right now?

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[mad_here]

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