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http://students.ou.edu/V/Robert.A.Van-Dam-1/wham.html

Band name: Chicks in a Box
Band name: Green wood shrinks

[Early Human 1 and Early Human 2 walking down a hill in the light of a setting sun. The village lies in shadow below them, though light from every hearth can be seen through the windows of the mud and brick buildings.]

2: God told me that our village needs to pay tribute to him.
1: Why?
2: So he doesn’t get cheesed off and destroy us.
1: Oh God! ( Read more... )

[Early Human 1 and Early Human 2 standing on a hill gazing at stars. A meteor burns up in the atmosphere.]

1: Holy shit! Something just happened!

2: Um, yeah… [scratches head] You’re right. It was holy shit. God did that.

1: Who’s God?

2: He’s very powerful and anything we can’t understand, he does it.

1: How do you know that?

2: Because He told me.

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Remember the time you saw that shadowy figure with glowing red eyes running beside the car?

There's a lot of "retarded" in this, but if you can ignore that, there are some great pictures. There's also a "part two" link at the bottom.

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article73.htm

Tabia already covered most of this. There were a lot of shitty and mediocre bands, but the discovery of Schaffer The Darklord (http://www.myspace.com/schafferthedarklord - Listen to or watch "The Rappist" - it's a good introduction) made Friday worth all the bullshit Orlando ( Read more... )

http://www.nomenus.org/