A Concise History of Early Religion & its Inestimable Perversion of Human Thought & Behavior

[lord_atticus]

[Early Human 1 and Early Human 2 walking down a hill in the light of a setting sun. The village lies in shadow below them, though light from every hearth can be seen through the windows of the mud and brick buildings.]

2: God told me that our village needs to pay tribute to him.
1: Why?
2: So he doesn’t get cheesed off and destroy us.
1: Oh God!

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[aforeigntongue]

I demand supplication!