A Concise History of Early Religion & its Inestimable Perversion of Human Thought & Behavior

[lord_atticus]

[Early Human 1 and Early Human 2 standing on a hill gazing at stars. A meteor burns up in the atmosphere.]

1: Holy shit! Something just happened!

2: Um, yeah… [scratches head] You’re right. It was holy shit. God did that.

1: Who’s God?

2: He’s very powerful and anything we can’t understand, he does it.

1: How do you know that?

2: Because He told me.

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Comments

[aforeigntongue]

Why didn't I think of this the last time I was tripping on acid the day before and day of the last Andru Bemis concert?

It's official, you have more insight then a genius on acid.