A Concise History of Early Religion & its Inestimable Perversion of Human Thought & Behavior

Aug 17, 2008 11:50



[Early Human 1 and Early Human 2 standing on a hill gazing at stars. A meteor burns up in the atmosphere.]

1: Holy shit! Something just happened!

2: Um, yeah… [scratches head] You’re right. It was holy shit. God did that.

1: Who’s God?

2: He’s very powerful and anything we can’t understand, he does it.

1: How do you know that?

2: Because He told me.

1: Huh. Well, if someone that powerful tells you he’s that powerful, he must be that powerful.
2: [patting Early Human 1's shoulder in a congratulatory way] Indeed.

[Early Human 1 and Early Human 2 walk down the hill toward the village. Early Human 1 smiles like a pet that is pleased with itself.]
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