Who: Crazy Puta #1 (Emi) and Even Crazier Сука #2 (Natalia)
When: What’s a good day to die? Thursday, June 17.
Where: In front of the display window of a happy little television shop that juuust finished paying off its mortgage. :D
What: Someone’s gonna get stabbed. Oh, wait--
Rating: Aha, thar be blood.

( What was that? You wish to die now? Then by all means. )

 WHO: Mano y Mano (Logan and John Paul)
WHEN: June the sixth redux, late night to early morning
WHERE: Liberty- the whole damn city
WHAT: Logan's clueless and John's playing for keeps. It's just unfortunate that no one ever told him the movies don't always have it right.

( And pencil me in 'love'. )

WHO: Aussie bloke and Latvian lad
WHEN: June the first
WHERE: Apartment 403, Centralia Complex
WHAT: Ages ago, a promise was made. Hours ago, that promise was broken. It's time for a drink, mates.
RATING: D for drinking, despair and drunken endeavors

( Take one down and toss it around- )

WHO: Logan and Kimmy
WHEN: Sunday afternoon (it's just a jump to the left), May 30th
WHERE: Liberty Memorial hospital, Room 302
WHAT: Logan brings Kimmy manwhiches for lunch

( Why yes we have accomplished time travel, back to a much simple time where I'm not late for everything )

Who: Feliks, Vash, Lenna & Logan
Where: Some bar that hopefully no one will recognize them at
When: Monday evening, May 3rd
What: Two blond men meet, decide they could practically be twins and then...

( I'd like to thank you all for being such a sport about this. <3 )

WHO: Vash and Logan
WHEN: May 2nd, Sunday, early afternoon
WHERE: This worst part of Downtown Liberty
WHAT: Betrayed by the Police Force this buddy cop team decides to open up their own damn police agency.
Rated: BCA for BUDDY COP ADVENTURES, some profanity will obviously be used.

( *CUE SPIN-OUT SEQUENCE* )

Who: Logan 'Fucking' Mortlock and Iorangi 'Kick your face in' John Paul Key
When: Friday, April 23- Evening
Where: The conveniently abandoned warehouses on the edge of town
What: Making like the ANZAC- "I've got something to tell you, bastard, so listen up!"

( Putting an end to the 'Kirkland Curse' since 1915... )

Who: Logan and Kimmy
Where: LIBERTY OUTBACK MAN. Aka forest.
When: Friday afternoon, April 23rd.
What: HIKING ADVENTURE~ Kimmy proves that girls also can kick ass in the wild.

( Nah, they got nothing on us~ )

WHO: Logan and Peter.
WHEN: April 9, Friday.
WHERE: The lonely streets of Liberty.
WHAT: AWESOME AUSTRALIA AND SEALAND ADVENTURE TIME!

( Love will find a way...! )

WHO: Conner, Moon, Logan(?), other drunks/brawlers (the family knows they wanna come~)
WHEN: 3/17 Late Wednesday night
WHERE: The Winchester
WHAT: IT’S FACKEN ST. PATTIES DAYS LADS!!! LETS GET PISSED!!!
RATING: A drunken Irish man on St. Patties Day.. do you really need to ask what the hell this is rated?

( SINGING DRUNKEN LULLABIES~! )