LITERALLY THE MOST AWESOME (read: embarrassing) THING YOU'LL EVER READ

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Who: Feliks, Vash, Lenna & Logan
Where: Some bar that hopefully no one will recognize them at
When: Monday evening, May 3rd
What: Two blond men meet, decide they could practically be twins and then...

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I AM SO LATE, OH GOD IM REALLY SORRY.

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To celebrate the success of sprucing up their new office Vash and Logan had decided to go out, have a night on the town and all that. However, the term 'celebrate' had very different definitions in the minds of these two co-workers. On one end, it meant to spoil yourself a little more lavishly then you would have normally for one night. On the other it meant to go out a get rip-roaring drunk, plastered beyond compare, and have the goddamn time of their lives doing whatever it was that two inebriated former cops did together.

In the end, the stronger vice won that day.

It was only about an hour or two since they first entered the bar but Vash somehow already managed to lose Logan when he went into the bathroom to vomit spruce himself up a bit. He was only maybe two beers in but he was starting to feel the effects already, despite how long he was able to nurse each drink

I FORGIVE YOU...because I'm so late too.

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Feliks perked up at the sound of the slurred compliment. He turned to thank whoever it was that obviously had such good taste. He saw a mirror.

Strange... Didn't think my reflection could pay for drinks...

He stared. Slowly the pieces clicked into place. Different outfit, messier hair... It wasn't his reflection. But this man looked so similar he was still shocked. It was like looking at a parallel universe version of himself. Like if he'd made a few different choices in his life, he'd have ended up like this drunken guy who looked just as confused as he felt.

"Oh. My. God. Are you, like, my long lost twin or something?"

IM SUCH A TERRIBLE TWIN WAUGHHH

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He squinted his eyes back at the woman, trying to comprehend what she just said. Slowly four figures merged into two, then two to one, like some sort of reverse mitosis. Only visible while wearing beer goggles.

It was then that it finally hit him, the neater hair, nicer posture, valley girl accent, it all made sense. His eyes widened a bit, pupils dilating, as he slammed an open palm against the top of the bar.

"WOAH, WOAH, WHAT?!" he guffawed at the uncanny likeness between the two of them. Quickly he grabbed the others hand and held it up against his own in disbelief. His jaw dropped, even their hands where similar in slenderness and size, only one was much more polished and kept.

"Cele-britory round barkeep, I've jus' found mah twin!" A few passing listeners cheered and gave congratulations, while other paid no attention to the drunken Swiss and continued to make love to their gin and tonic.

"So, you're wha I'd look like if I wassa woman..."

GOOD THING YOUR POSTING IS AWESOME ENOUGH TO MAKE UP FOR IT~

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Feliks blushed madly as his "twin" grabbed his hand and announced to the bar his stunning revelation. Stunning partly for the fact that it was true but also because the drunk hadn't figured out that Feliks isn't a woman. He giggled and decided to see just how long it'd take him to notice.

"I know! Isn't this, like, totally crazy?" Feliks exclaimed and took a sip of his drink. A couple more of these and he'd end of as drunk as his twin. "God. This is so cool I just wanna, like, brag to everyone I know already, don't you?"