lauraisatramp

I tried to fucking blog about it, but I'm just so agitated with EVERYTHING in my life right now. I swear, it's the fucking Robitussin. Does this shit have steroids in it? I feel like this is what 'Roid Rage is probably like. I'm so fucking angry and aggressive ( Read more... )

colby, relationships

overbearing Boo Boo

lauraisatramp Oct 30, 2012 01:31

I just need a vacation. I need someone to take Boo Boo off of my hands for me for seven days. Just seven consecutive days, where she's not trying to crawl up my asshole. This cat is really infringing on the freedoms I've grown accustomed to by not being born a siamese twin. I don't know what her deal is, but bitch needs to get weened.

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conversation, kittens, sheryl

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"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria! "

lauraisatramp Oct 24, 2012 12:27

Griff: Free showing of Ghostbusters on campus halloween
Laura: If we attend a showing of ghostbusters while dressed as doc and marty, we instantly become the champions of life. this is the dream
Griff: Careful crossing your pop culture streams

conversation, griff

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dating a cat lady

lauraisatramp Oct 20, 2012 18:41

I'm sleeping with my neighbor. A lot. It started out because there was nothing good on tv, and also because I started drinking again. Now I'm over at his house at least four nights a week. What's super-gross is that, even though I'm not attracted to him, nor am I really impressed with his personality or sense of humor, I'm kind of getting ( Read more... )

conversation, kittens, colby, relationships

Mortality and immortality, smothered in gravy

lauraisatramp Oct 15, 2012 15:32

Laura: Let's talk for a moment about moody people with dead family members.
Sheryl: okay
Laura: I've never had anyone REALLY close to me die, and I'm pretty sure you haven't, either.
Is that fair to say?
Sheryl: that's fair
Laura: My dog died, and I was a fucking wreck, but that's about as close as I can come to understanding what they're ( Read more... )

conversation, trendwest, sheryl, family

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lauraisatramp Sep 20, 2012 20:15

Wednesday

12:54am
Laura: Miiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccckkkkkkkkkk!!!!!
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2:42am
Mick: Word up!

8:26am
Laura: oh, hey man.

8:27am
Mick: Laaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuurrrrrrrrraaaaa!!!!!

8:28am
Laura: I don't really have an important message to relay, which is probably apparent based on the time stamp. Griff was in charge of making sure I didn't send ( Read more... )