Is anybody still here ( Read more... )

I've updated my profile for the first time in forever to reflect how boring I've become.

Some things I've removed from my interests:

Cloves- I can't smoke them anymore because a. smoking is gross, and b. I can feel my heart beating faster and my lungs becoming blacker after I smoke three in a row.

Being sexy- I'm engaged, so even if I was sexy, ( Read more... )

Buy markedformetal's new book, Sex and Bacon:

http://www.sexandbacon.com/buy.html

I just bought my copy and can't wait to devour it! Sarah is a wonderful writer, and there are no two greater things in this world than sex and food.

I just realized that it has almost been a year since I've written here ( Read more... )

I gave blood yesterday. It was awful ( Read more... )

I just woke up from a dream where I was in Bruce Campbell's apartment asking him a bunch of questions about his acting career and his life. He was living part-time in Kansas, in the same town I work in (the town he visited once to get a bite to eat on his book tour) and I think I was doing an article on him ( Read more... )

Severe thunderstorms here tonight. They aren't as cool or scary as I thought they were going to be. Boo-hoo ( Read more... )

This has to be the best article written by anybody EVER:

Maybe Parents Should Be Licensed

By Mike Harden
The Columbus (Ohio) DispatchThe cashier at the 24-hour supermarket flinched when she heard the man's command ( Read more... )

I can't sleep. I've been taking my apple cider vinegar like a good girl every night to help me, but it's not working tonight. Blah ( Read more... )

It is difficult not to be distracted while reading Said, especially in the spring weather ( Read more... )