***Stay tuned for a special Presidential Platform update***

Quick re-cap of last night: Apparently I’ve been given the drinking name…“El Bucho.” I saw some dude trying to be all big shit by pulling out a blunt. He lit it and it totally went up in flames. Eventually, we found out he stuffed the blunt with dryer lint. What. The. Fuck…I also signed ( Read more... )

Alright, here’s the deal. Feeling all patriotic and opportunistic, I rushed into pledging for this cause. I’m officially pledged to be an “American Hero.” This basically amounts to the following:

-Pledging to vote on election day, then have sex on election night with a voter. Sex must be consensual, legal, and generous. And hot.

-I’m not allowed ( Read more... )

Um, okay. I just read a pair of LJ friend posts and they seem to point out the ridiculousness of romantic relationships & the inability of teenagers to control their emotions. I don’t know if they were responses to my last post, which the public audience can’t see, but I’m compelled to validate my words because this actually deals with this ( Read more... )

In honor of the Presidential debate tonight, I’m holding a debate…with myself. On occasion, I’ve been asked if the sentiments I express in my journal are representative of my personal character. For the sake of those out there asking such questions (all two of you), I’m coming clean with political ideologies. I’m so much of a narcissist that I ( Read more... )

 
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I apologize for the length of the previous update. I usually keep such posts behind an LJ cut to avoid clutter, but this new LJ format is bunk as fuck, and doesn't let me use LJ cuts. Your understanding is appreciated. And now, I'm of to bed. Have a nice day!

I started boycotting AIM, just like I boycotted the phone (Note: I still boycott the phone). I decided to start using AIM again since I haven’t found another way to talk to people online in like a week. And so, Julius was the first person to greet me upon my return…

JSNA: oh shit look who's on
JSNA: what's up?
positiveID88: i'm alive, killing time ( Read more... )

I’m disgusted by the fact that anyone would lick a toad’s ass to get high.

It’s so sad that Cat Stevens got deported, it’s a damn shame. They might as well find a way to deport the entire fucking country. And what I thought was so peculiar about this situation is that they SENT HIM TO BRITAIN! I can't believe the United States denied Cat Stevens ( Read more... )

*Quick note: Before I start this small post, I’d like to make an announcement. ::AHEM!!!:: Even though my hair finally started growing over my eyes and ears, which is awesome, I found it imperative to get a haircut. Now, I have the patented “Jeff Garber Cut.” I totally didn’t mean for it to end up like that, so if anyone in the audience calls me ( Read more... )

Quick reminder: The Echidnas last show is tonight. I know lots of people don’t like them, but I really enjoyed their music very much. Forever is Never is also playing, and apparently so is R.O.M.A., it will be an awesome night of music. I’ll be there with a posse dressed in the latest scene fashions, so you probably won’t even recognize us amongst ( Read more... )