This one’s for the children…

[koolaidhangover]

I’m disgusted by the fact that anyone would lick a toad’s ass to get high.

It’s so sad that Cat Stevens got deported, it’s a damn shame. They might as well find a way to deport the entire fucking country. And what I thought was so peculiar about this situation is that they SENT HIM TO BRITAIN! I can't believe the United States denied Cat Stevens

Comments

[__ohtvaquariums]

....you can get high by licking a toad's ass...?

[koolaidhangover]

Yea, it's a psychedelic trip when you lick the ass of the Sonoran Desert toad. The glands create a hallucinogen, a white venom. You can smoke it too. And it totally grossed me out. But keep it on the down low because then all the kid's will think it's cool to lick a toad's ass.

[winterblitz]

i would definitly not lick a toad's ass to get high. that's fucked. however... i would smoke joints. sweet. sweet joints.

[koolaidhangover]

Well, you don't always have to lick it. You can store the hallucinogenic venom in an air-tight container when it hardens, then smoke it straight up. Oh god, this is horrible...I've been reduced to telling my LJ friends how to smoke toad ass.

[winterblitz]

that's hot. and reminds me of the family guy episode.
you know the one.

Licking a frog

[rabababa]

I've heard that licking the sweat from a frog cures depression. The only problem is that once you stop licking the frog gets depressed again. :)

Re: Licking a frog

[koolaidhangover]

Hohohohohoho! Twist endings are the best haha.