Votergasm!…
Alright, here’s the deal. Feeling all patriotic and opportunistic, I rushed into pledging for this cause. I’m officially pledged to be an “American Hero.” This basically amounts to the following:
-Pledging to vote on election day, then have sex on election night with a voter. Sex must be consensual, legal, and generous. And hot.
-I’m not allowed to have sex with non-voters for 4 years. However, I am eligible to receive oral sex from them, just not provide any.
As I said earlier, I rushed into this because I was trying to be patriotic. I’m contemplating holding a Votergasm party at my house, but I’m not sure how that would work out. I’d have to buy party favors, bean dip, Hawaiian punch, and other party necessities. This won’t be a sleazy party by any means, it’s just for the sex -- nothing more. It also sucks that I’ll most likely break this pledge in some sordid alley behind a bar in Boston. Worst of all, I probably won’t even be drunk. Such is the life of a playboy like me…
Visit http://votergasm.org/ to get signed up, or gather information on who you’ll be stuffing the ballot for…the trunk or the ass?
I played hide and seek; they wouldn't even look for me. This entry was dedicated to the genius of Rodney Dangerfield (Nov. 22, 1921- Oct. 5, 2004).