Tim completely deserves 100% of the credit for this. I think he has entirely too much time on his hands if he is able to find this stuff, but the link is pretty funny...if you know the joke.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/teeth/

"So, what's your favorite type of music...other than hymns obviously?"

um....

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last night i went to a work party. i felt slightly awkward going because i've only been working with these people for a few months, but it seemed like a better idea than sitting home. i drove all the way to wexford but got to use my new gps for the first time, which was yet another motivation for going. the party was fun. crazy, drunken, and ( Read more... )

i realized how long it's been since i've posted, but then i realized how little i have to say. i leave for work, sit in traffic, get the shit kicked out of me by a seven year old, try to force her to play with friends/participate, sit with her on time out, get hit some more, come home, and pass out. that on repeat five days a week is my summer. ( Read more... )

I've been sitting here in shock since I heard the news. Reality is just to painful to deal with right now ( Read more... )

I went into the toy store, the day before today, and I overheard a crayon box with lots of things to say ( Read more... )

DON'T GO OUT AS THE ONLY GIRL IN A GROUP OF GUYS ( Read more... )

Gunman convicted of assault

By Linda Metz, Staff writer
lmetz@observer-reporter.com

It took a jury of six men and six women to decide Wednesday that Matthew Clark didn't mean to kill Thomas "Tank" Petroff when he shot him several times.

Clark, 23, formerly of Hall Avenue, Washington, was acquitted of attempted homicide, but he was convicted of ( Read more... )

i feel like, after this past week or so, that i should be able to write something profound. so much has happened and i've learned so much, but the words aren't coming ( Read more... )