The Toybox Legacy (Generation 5.2)
Generation 5 spouse by zip_itsims
Generation 4 spouse by alexination
Featuring sims by verocchio, sounseelie, flari, katu_sims, kathsy and keoni_sims!
PREVIOUSLY ON THE TOYBOX LEGACY...
Buckaroo married Kiribati (zip_itsims), who fitted in right away by pissing herself in her wedding gown.
Nose Marie got a 40k bonus which meant the house was to be converted to a gingerbread house! :D
Kiribati's bosses were twats.
Nose Marie and Lorin aged, Nose Marie temporarily looking like a melted wax model.
4 Transformers-themed children were born, two boys and two girls; Optimus Prime, Megatron, Bumblebee and Starscream.
Kiribati and Lorin may or may not be having a secret love affair when I'm not looking.
Buckaroo fulfilled his LTW pretty much instantly.
It's a good thing Megatron and Starscream are twins, with how often they're ignored they need another baby to share their pain.
Megatron: You too?
Starscream: At least your eyeball doesn't produce thought bubbles every ten minutes.
Lorin: OH MAN I FUCKING LOVE AZUMANGA DAIOH! That cooking song!
Kiribati: I'm totally going to make love to the DVD!
Kiribati: Buckaroo, you can't go to sleep! I'm carrying your child!
Buckaroo: Goodness gracious, your ovaries must operate like a faucet!
Spying on her neighbours, on the balcony, in her underwear. Lorin really has no shame.
Just take the time for more cuteness from Bumblebee here...
Also, Cooler somehow just invited himself in. He literally walked in without even ringing the doorbell.
On the upside, he is actually paying attention to Starscream.
But then bad things happened.
Kiribati: NOOO! MY LOVE!
Lorin: Don't worry hon, if this next pregnancy finally screws you over we can cheat on our respective spouses in the afterlife!
Megatron: Oh hello grave, you our new babysitter? Seriously, we'd accept anything right now.
Why is is that grandparents always die on their grandkid's birthdays? The relatives are too depressed to celebrate!
Kiribati: DOES NOBODY CARE?
Bumblebee: What just happened? I was perfectly fine with being a toddler you assholes! PERFECTLY FINE.
Bumblebee, you fail at peeing like a man.
Later on, and it seemed like a normal Toybox morning. Buckaroo prepared breakfast, Kiribati was attempting to starve herself to death and the kids were quietly heading to the kitchen. I looked away for one second to check the time and when I looked back all of a sudden this happened;
Buckaroo: Oh, bugger. One knows this will make one sound like a ghastly parent, but one really hopes Optimus Prime kicks her tush.
I know you're supposed to sleep when the baby sleeps, but this is a bit much.
Oh, hello, Christian (verocchio), perhaps you'd like to help out and become an important role in this-
Christian: Oh god no, I've heard what shit goes on in that place, I'll have nothing to do with it. I'm not even looking at the house. Stop looking at me.
Bumblebee: Oh boy, I sure hope I've got better grades than that twat.
Christian: Just keep walking, don't look behind you and don't make eye contact...
Bumblebee: WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS?
Christian: Just a few more steps and you're off the property Chris, just a few more steps...
Optimus Prime: Ohoho, electrocution through poking, you're practically a child prodigy, Optimus.
Optimus: Why is she ignoring me!? It's not like I can surprise her while she's on the computer or anything, how dull do you think I am!?
Monroe's (sounseelie) here again!
Monroe: Hello again, Buckaroo! God damn I wasn't fast enough.
Just in time for the birthday of Megatron and Starscream!
Bumblebee: Hey twat, hope you enjoy life as a toddler, because MINE LASTED FIVE MINUTES.
Megatron
Starscream
Starscream in particular has an enormous mouth.
And Megatron passed out instantly thinking of his mama.
Starscream soon followed, and Monroe was worried. At least he cares about the twins.
Really, while everyone else was gorging on cake, he was actually playing with them for a while.
Likewise, Bumblebee was ignored to the point where she successfully sneaked behind the house to get as high as a kite.
Then scream at Optimus.
Bumblebee: I'm having a terrible childhood and all you can do is practice ballet!?
Optimus Prime: Yup. Great, isn't it?
I felt the need to post this image, purely because it's difficult to keep just one toddler in the high chair without an adult removing them before their food is ready, let alone two. Good job.
In an attempt to help them get along (and improve skills ready for university) Buckaroo made the older children watch The Room.
Optimus Prime: I feel your pain, Tommy Wiseau, I have to put up with a selfish bitch every day too.
Starscream also attempting to sleep in the same room.
Starscream: Since when did paintings speak in unrecognizable accents?
Again, Kiribati, you don't have to pass out when your kids sleep.
Starscream: Ah yes Beary, someday this world will be ours, hahaha!
Megatron: ...And one day, you too will grow into a robot with the same name as my big sister... and we'll be friends no more.
BABIES!
Twins again, because cheesecake is magic.
Two fine young boys named Soundwave and Grimlock.
So that's two more cribs in the house. Which pains me really, since now I have many cribs, the inevitable yet annoying happens.
Bumblebee: I think you're confusing him, Grandma.
Nose Marie: It's good for the child!
Kiribati: What do you think you're doing? It's clearly Grimlock who needs to be involved with all this crib-swapping action!
Kiribati: Oh balls, guess I got a bit too excited at the thought.
Optimus Prime may be a douche to Bumblebee, but he seems to enjoy Starscream's company at least.
STOP THAT.
Nose Marie: Now, why would you want to deny a sweet old lady of her fun, Sim!God?
Just stop it.
Also, we need better beds.
Kiribati: Do you know what you're supposed to do when the baby is crying and producing green stink clouds?
Nose Marie: I used to have this uncontrollable urge to change their diaper. But with these kids, I really don't give a crap.
Kiribati: Fair enough.
Buckaroo: By the dickens, how is one supposed to make supper when a filthy little sprog is in his way? Winston, move this vermin immediately!
Maid: I already said I'm here to tidy not to babysit. Also, my name's not Winston.
MORE. AND MORE. Filthy children being left on the kitchen floor!
Thankfully, Kayla (flari) was walking by as the chaos continued. At least, a free babysitter!
Godamnit, why do they always go straight to the piano!?
Shortly after I got 5 pop ups at once saying the kids (except Bumblebee) have a day to age, so let's make a party out of it.
Let's use Optimus Prime's free order to blow his candles. I also invited over a couple of family friends for the occasion including GlaDos (katu_sims), Aisling (kathsy) and Skylar (keoni_sims).
Then Starscream.
She doesn't look impressed.
Scarscream: Bee's right, those toddler years really are too short.
Soundwave...
Megatron...
Also doesn't look too pleased.
Megatron: There's no cake on this plate!
And finally Grimlock.
Who somehow inherited Applejack's hair! Huh.
Skylar: So, Buckaroo's married, Nose Marie is an old fogey... that leaves you, Optimus... I'll be waiting.
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