The Toybox Legacy (Generation 2.3) + HEIR POLL
PREVIOUSLY ON THE TOYBOX LEGACY...
Thermald got demoted and Santana's still insane.
PC aged to child, Party aged to teenager.
Santana gave birth to Puffball, continues being a good parent.
Applejack finally rubbed the genie lamp, gained wealth, peace of mind and a longer life.
Party started to go through a emo demon phase.
Thermald kept dying while crashing the game at the same time so I deleted him The Grim Reaper escorted Thermald to the Near-Death star. He is yet to return.
Puffball aged to a rocket girl
We start this update with DRAMA!
Applejack? Seriously? You're the controllable one! You have more cooking skill points than all the family combined! How did this happen?
Applejack: I honestly don't know what you're talking abou-
-OH SHIT
Lobelia (maranatah): Demon girl did it!
Applejack: Yeah, Party, no surprise. What a twatress.
Lego: I hate that little brat.
While all this was occurring...
I'm gonna blame either the bar in the living room or the bubble bong outside. She later pissed herself in front of the toilet. It's like tradition in this household now.
Following the events of last night (excluding the fire, she was already passed out by then) Puffball was too stroppy to go to school so Applejack had to take her in the car.
Puffball: Maybe I'd be bothered to go if we had an ice cream van for a car. The Dimtwits have got their own ice cream van, daddy.
Applejack: The Dimtwits also get mugged by 8 year-olds on a regular basis. Until we've got the money to replace the stolen ice cream, you can forget it.
Practice makes perfect!
No chance of an ice cream van in your generation, Puffball. All our money! It's gone! D':
Then immediately after...
Click to viewOkay, I'll stop.
Lego did not take it lightly.
Lego: IT WAS MY LUNCH HOOOOUUUUUR
Santana on the other hand, was surprisingly cheery afterwards.
Painting...
Dancing with her daughters...
Party: REPLACEMENT DAUGHTER! :D
Applejack: BEDROOM DANCE PARTY! :D
The dance parties apparently made Party from poor student to top student within a matter of days.
Party: I GOT AN A I GOT AN A! This means I can go to Demon School, right?
Party: Hey, Lucy, I can finally go to demon school!
Party: Demon school is just somewhere you learn to drive? (Seriously, google it) Well, that's a bit shit...
PC: I pity her sometimes, getting excited over nothing like that.
Party: DESTROOOOY!
PC grew up!
He apparently hit to the stereotypical potential hipster phase. His namesake having initials that stand for "Pretty Cool" I can't say I'm that surprised.
PC: Hold it, hold it. I just like nerd glasses, beards and woolly jumpers. Ironically. Nothing wrong with that.
Applejack and Santana just casually watching TV in their undies.
Okay, maybe more.
Applejack: I'm one sexy motherfucker.
Santana: Erm, Apple?
Party: Dumdedoo...
Party: ...Wait a sec.
Party: Ah, screw it.
I saw what happened with Lego. No chance. Hide it.
Something seems a bit odd about this.
"...Commends him..."
"Him"?
Santana: PC certainly didn't get that impressive facial hair from his father.
O_O
Short, rushed update, but let's round off this generation short and rushed by using each child's command for something useful.
PC and Party using theirs to get scholarships.
(PC got both the exact same scholarships.)
Puffball to blow out her birthday candles to age to teen so I can kick her out asap.
I think this must be the first time the majority of the family have actually paid attention to Puffball's birthday.
*Sparkle sparkle sparkle*
Ta-da!
This time round, Puffball entered the stereotypical wannabe-fairy phase... wait a moment, isn't that usually a child's phase?
Puffball: Well, someone needed to balance out Party's demon phase. PC can't do it, he's too busy grooming his beard. That's not a giant bow on my dress, those are wings!
Fair enough.
And thus, this ends generation 2 and time to vote for your heir? Will it be demon-lady, beardie-man or fairy?
