"Rester cannot die by conventional means. He will remain an annoying, smelly nexus in the Universe until the dawning of the Aeon of Isis, whereupon he will be turned into Osiris' foreskin, and weighed against a feather in the House of Death.
(Of course, he will lose.)"

~ Me, replying to my sister's email about a dream she had of her ex-husband's

He sends shit like this to me.
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Innocently checking my email, I say... alobar sends me this with a subject line of "If you had a kid"


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All zombies for Obama say "Graahh!"
...Zobambies???

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Meme:

1. Stop talking about politics for a moment or two.
2. Post a reasonably-sized picture in your LJ, NOT under a cut tag, of something pleasant, such as an adorable kitten, or a fluffy white cloud, or a bottle of booze. Something that has NOTHING TO DO WITH POLITICS.
3. Include these instructions, and share the love.


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Because you just know a Libra can't ever make up their fucking mind:


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