At the beginning of year 254, Bookdrink was a prospering dwarven colony, whose major exports were stone crafts, fine meals, and wine. In its two years of existence, Bookdrink had only seen three deaths: The dwarf Tekkud Plungegolds, who had died while mining magma and came back as an angry ghost, the dwarf Doren Lashpuzzling, who'd gone mad and ( Read more... )

What if B.A. Baracus is only afraid of planes because every time somebody near him talks about them, he ends up waking up in a different country with a headache and no recollection of how he got there? Wouldn't that be tragic?

SonJediGoten: "The thing about Missile Command that no one really thinks about any more is that it's pretty much supposed to be terrifying. It was created in the middle of the cold war, and the whole point of the game is that you're defending a few defenseless cities against a nuclear onslaught that never stops, and that no matter how long you play ( Read more... )

( Cut for pictures and minor Skyrim spoilers )

Okay, so, this dream. I was hanging out with a bunch of magic girls in it. It was late at night, and some evil girl attacked us with her power of shooting uncooked spaghetti at people. I got shot with some of it, then we beat her up. Somewhere in the process, somebody built a really crappy stone bridge that just led straight off a cliff. Once the ( Read more... )

Two 1 TB WD1001FALS: Way the fuck more than they would have costed back in February. (But I saved $2.40 on the new cables I ordered with them!) Seriously, that's like a quarter of what my still-able-to-play-new-games-on-full-settings computer cost back in 2008 ( Read more... )

It had a ton of stuff added in the last update.

(10:20:12 PM) Me: i am a pink-haired angel with a powerdrill made of mithril and i am desecrating the fucking earth
(10:20:25 PM) Me: because sometimes that's how things work

So, one issue with keeping rabbits indoors: They like to dig. Most of the time, you can get around this by giving them a box full of shredded paper to root around in... but my rabbits would not be dissuaded by this. They kept ripping through the cloth I was using for their floor, then trying to chew up the carpet, which is obviously... not ( Read more... )

On our Minecraft server, my friend and I decided to strike out for new lands. The big reason behind this is that an update to Minecraft was released, adding a lot of new stuff... but the new stuff will only appear in areas generated after the patch is applied. Which means that everything within easy walking distance of the spawn point was out of ( Read more... )

Me: okay
Me: i want you to imagine something with me
Kate: okay
Kate: what am i imagining
Me: okay so
Me: you like
Me: you are a chef
Kate: okay
Me: you went to chef school
Kate: okay
Me: where they taught you how to chef
Kate: haha
Me: and then you get a job as the head chef at a tgi friday's where your only duties are to teach an endless stream ( Read more... )