Early this morning, at work...

SAM: Why do we even HAVE that lever?ME: *snort* What did you do ( Read more... )

Sam: *sulks* Life is a full-time job. I would like to clarify that I only applied for part-time ( Read more... )

Sam is cranky today. I propose a Lolcat War to cheer her up. And just because we haven't had one in a while.

I shall initiate hostilities with one of Sam's personal favorites.

( Fire at will! )

(For those just joining us, Sam and I have a running joke about how she is my imaginary friend and not, in fact, a real person at all ( Read more... )

I saw this icon somewhere today and knew at once that I had to have it. Because it's true ( Read more... )

Sam: What is this about napalm flowers?Me: Oh, one of my friends mailed me a couple episodes of Numb3rs because the writers of the show got kind of confused about which show they were writing for, and the Season 3 finale had kind of a big "OMG WHAT??" thing going on, and I want to see how it was resolved ( Read more... )

(Backstory: Sam and I have a running joke about how she is my imaginary friend and does not actually exist because we have too much in common for her to be her own separate entity ( Read more... )

Yesterday morning, Sam swung by my Twinkly Lobby of Doom while "Frosty the Snowman" was playing on the lobby muzak station.

Sam She Is: You know, I'm listening to your Christmas music...and it just occurred to me: Frosty melts at the end, but he says "I'll be back again someday." How does he know he'll be back?

Me: Wait. Frosty melts?

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Me: Have you watched "Numb3rs" at all ( Read more... )

This is why I love working here:

Sam She Is: Okay, time for some alliteration. You ready?

Me: Yes.

Sam She Is: Soggy Cereal Sucks.

Me: I'm...Sorry?

Sam She Is: Oh! Wait for it...'S okay ( Read more... )