This is why I love working here:
Sam She Is: Okay, time for some alliteration. You ready?
Me: Yes.
Sam She Is: Soggy Cereal Sucks.
Me: I'm...Sorry?
Sam She Is: Oh! Wait for it...'S okay.
Me: Very nice.
Sam She Is: *bows*
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IT Guy: Dude, dude, I sent you a link, check it out!
Me: Okay, hold on. *clicks link*
Aww! IT Guy: Isn't that awesome?
Me: That is totally awesome!
IT Guy: It's like, all those disclaimers that they put on super-hero costumes that say stuff like "Will not actually give you super-powers"? They're lying!