I haven't had an excuse to use this journal in forever and a day but...

If they don't want us writing RPS, they need to not put pictures of Orlando and Viggo nuzzling each other on the main Yahoo page.

I mean seriously.

I'm sure some of you are wondering who I am. That's probably because I have been AWOL for oh...a while. Sort of a long while, actually. This is entirely my fault and RL has been...my best friend got married, which was high-maintenance, and then I had a friend living on my couch for two weeks. But valour has doen an admirable job kicking my ass back ( Read more... )

I have been MIA forever due to insane RL scheduling and being lazy and letting stuff pile up. (If you have an email somewhere in the 600 unread ones in my mailbox...I'll get to it soon?) But! I had to come out of hiding to post this for kimannebb who is one of those people sweet enough to extend her resources for friends everywhere and has provided me ( Read more... )

Title: Party of One
Authors: Leale
Rating: PG
Fandom: LOTR RPS, VM/OB
Summary: "What's it take to get a good drink 'round this place, anyway?"
Feedback: I shall call it Squishy and it shall be my Squishy.
Archive: Sure, just let me know.
Author's Note: Written sort of ages ago, but I just found the disk and valour beta'd it and gave me a kickass title so ( Read more... )

My faithful beta and late-night sympathetic ear, valour has written what I think is probably one of her best fics, if not THE best. I fully expect any of you inclined to popslash to scoot on over there and read. (I'm looking at you, lisewIt's popslash and it's mostly Britney and if you're a girl and you have a heart, it will hurt in the way only good ( Read more... )

Title: Looking for the Dial
Authors: Leale
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: LOTR RPS, VM/OB
Summary: "Viggo has a volume dial somewhere on his body and Orlando wants to find it."
Feedback: Better than puppies.
Archive: Sure, just let me know.
Author's Note: More of a ficlet, really. Originally written for the contrelamontre "Volume" challenge. Obviously I am very slow ( Read more... )

I was sure someone on my flist was looking for Bana/Bloom recs earlier this week and I can't find the entry. Anyway, I've only really ever read one and it was called "The Four Noble Truths" by Aurore. I have no idea where to find it. :P I know, that was a great big tease.

Sorry!

This is for sidhe_elf. Because sometimes you just need a drabble. (It's not really a drabble, it's way too long to be a drabble, but we can pretend.)

Title: Touching Base
Authors: Leale
Rating: PG
Fandom: LOTR RPS, VM/OB or VM, OB if you prefer the friendship
Summary: "He wasn't a lonely man, by any means."
Feedback: Would make me feel pretty.
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I actually have no cookies. This is disappointing.

Britney's engaged? What's up with that? It makes me want to write that JC/Britney fic I'm always randomly threatening. Which reminds me that I owe valour some Bassfishing ( Read more... )

Title: Call It An Intervention
Authors: Leale
Rating: PG-13 (Language)
Fandom: LOTR RPS, Liv, Bean, VM/OB
Summary: "Liv, honey, that's their mess to fix. What do you want to do, lock them in a closet until they start making out?"
Feedback: Make the world go 'round.
Archive: Sure, just let me know.
Author's Note: Written for the lotrpschallenge Challenge #9: ( Read more... )