When I was working temp at Children’s Mercy Hospital in research and grants… My boss told me about this lecture that people from the research department could go to… They have these periodically and we’re supposed to attend to keep updated on new technology… He’s like “This one’s going to be on implantable transponder chips… There’s a guy from ( Read more... )

Ok more ideas on women. First off I find it funny and I think you ladies don’t understand this but it’s pretty simple if you just open your mind and forget you have a uterus for one second. I’ll use Yahoo personal ads for an example. Most of my comments were from women and of course they’re all pissed. It seemed to me that they just couldn't ( Read more... )

Before we go any further I think I should tell you that I’m married. My wife is a comatose quadriplegic with 85% loss in brain function. Her body is covered with a rare skin disorder called Pemphigusepidemonhidroysis. Three weeks after our wedding she was involved in a horrifying freak lawnmower accident/Rottweiler attack. She has been bed ( Read more... )

I got an Egg McMuffin at the Downtown Seattle McDonalds. I’m not proud of it. Nothing else was open at the time and I was hungry. I tried to use the restroom but you have to get a token for the men’s bathroom so I get back in line and wait another ten minutes. Luckily the counter girl remembered I had just purchased something so I didn't have ( Read more... )

Why do I feel like I'm surrounded by the PTA? It’s like a Mothers Against Drunk Drivers lynch mob screaming for my head. Are x-girlfriend jokes the last sacred cow or the most blasphemous thing you can say now? The fundamentalist Christians don’t even get this pissed when you criticize God. I point out a few weird things about this woman and I get ( Read more... )

Well well that relationship lasted just about a month and I'm not really sad at all... We were spending way too much time together and I was neglecting my friends... Speaking of friends I don't think she had any real friends except the ones on Livejournal... Oh but goddamn did she have family... Every other day she was going to see her mother or ( Read more... )

It is very tricky business trying to define an absolute. All I can know is the reality of my own mind. And sometimes my mind is twisted in ways that even I cannot comprehend. Like when I am attracted to a person who looks like a woman but also has a penis. This of course is not rational and it cannot be quantified or defined with language. Yes this ( Read more... )