Fuck You Ronald McDonald!
I got an Egg McMuffin at the Downtown Seattle McDonalds. I’m not proud of it. Nothing else was open at the time and I was hungry. I tried to use the restroom but you have to get a token for the men’s bathroom so I get back in line and wait another ten minutes. Luckily the counter girl remembered I had just purchased something so I didn't have to buy anything else (They have signs all over the place “Bathrooms for customers only”). I walk into the bathroom and there’s water all over the floor with trash and baby diapers floating around. I go to the stall, shut the door and do my business. Afterwards I pull my pants up and turn around to flush. As I flush the toilet all the waste that was in the toilet; urine, feces, chunks of toilet paper and whatever else was in the toilet came flying back up all over me and in my face. I scrambled to get out of the stall and I couldn’t get the door open. I frantically tried to open the latch and the shit stream was still spraying on my back. Something was horribly wrong with this toilet. I’m not the kind of guy who is afraid to go to a public restroom. I always make a point to flush for the next guy. I am not complaining about the messy bathroom. I just don’t understand why I have to ask for a token to get into a locked bathroom and then get sprayed in the face with my own shitwater. Unfucking believable!
I go to complain. The manager was serving customers at the time so I had to get BACK in line and wait ANOTHER ten minutes drenching wet with piss and chunks of crap on me. The “manager” was about 17 years old and spoke very little English. He just stood there and nodded like he didn’t understand what I was saying. I told him he should go check out the bathroom and fix the toilet before somebody else gets a turd facial. He just looked at me like I was some homeless idiot. He didn’t even apologize. And I knew he was the manager because I saw his punk ass name tag. I don’t know how many people got sprayed that day but I know I wasn’t the first due to all the toilet water on the floor I remember seeing when I first walked in. Something must be done about this bathroom and that token thing needs to stop so I called the Health Department. They said I may need a hepatitis shot. I wanted to file a lawsuit but this whole thing is too embarrassing to go to court over. A business like McDonalds should not have a sign that says “Bathroom for customers only”. Everybody eats at McDonalds. It’s a multi-million dollar corporation. Billions served? Do you know how many times I’ve eaten at McDonalds? A lot of those times I didn’t use the bathroom. I think they owe us ALL a free trip to the bathroom! And with the token policy you would think they could keep their toilets functioning properly so you don’t get a shit paint ball in the face and drenched with your own pisswater!
I go to complain. The manager was serving customers at the time so I had to get BACK in line and wait ANOTHER ten minutes drenching wet with piss and chunks of crap on me. The “manager” was about 17 years old and spoke very little English. He just stood there and nodded like he didn’t understand what I was saying. I told him he should go check out the bathroom and fix the toilet before somebody else gets a turd facial. He just looked at me like I was some homeless idiot. He didn’t even apologize. And I knew he was the manager because I saw his punk ass name tag. I don’t know how many people got sprayed that day but I know I wasn’t the first due to all the toilet water on the floor I remember seeing when I first walked in. Something must be done about this bathroom and that token thing needs to stop so I called the Health Department. They said I may need a hepatitis shot. I wanted to file a lawsuit but this whole thing is too embarrassing to go to court over. A business like McDonalds should not have a sign that says “Bathroom for customers only”. Everybody eats at McDonalds. It’s a multi-million dollar corporation. Billions served? Do you know how many times I’ve eaten at McDonalds? A lot of those times I didn’t use the bathroom. I think they owe us ALL a free trip to the bathroom! And with the token policy you would think they could keep their toilets functioning properly so you don’t get a shit paint ball in the face and drenched with your own pisswater!