A Russian, a German, a Frenchman, and a Jew were trudging through the desert.
"I'm so hot and thirsty -- I must have some vodka," said the Russian.
"I'm so hot and thirsty -- I must have a beer," said the German.
"I'm so hot and thirsty -- I must have wine," said the Frenchman.
The Jew added "I'm so hot and thirsty -- I must have diabetes."
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