The adventures of Aoi and Uru-deaki on their gallop-tiger-run-walk-skip home. Me and tobaccowhispers collaborated on this so there's twice the comments and twice the fun. Warnings that this is NOT worksafe.

( And yes, the words 'sex maniac faces', 'super sex beasts,' and 'super pleasure sex', were used in this fiction )

It's written in first person so you, the reader, can imagine yourself in the story!

( I'm not kidding. )

( Ok, so it is probably just because I am pissed off, but dear god… here we go. First try at this. )

I'll warn you right here that this contains sex and violence.
And even worse, BADLY WRITTEN sex and violence.

There will be A LOT of cutting ‘cause this part is friggin’ long.

( I will brave the blistering heat and walk this dry and dusty road )

First of all, welcome to all the new members. We hope you'll enjoy your stay. :)

Secondly, I would like to remind everyone of the rules. Yeah I know there are thirteen (gasp!) of them to read, so I'll sum up the most important for you:

Flaming is NOT allowed.

No insulting remarks on the authors, their readers or their language level. Don't ( Read more... )

Ok I'm a little nervous about posting here because I know my own grammar isn't the best but this fic was so unbelivable that i had to post it.

It's HYDE X Miyavi which is fine by me. I love crack pairings but *shakes head*

Let me show you:

( Read the fic here. )

At least, not for this twit.

( There will be capslock rage, for great justice. )

I don't wanna, I don't wanna...

[we’ll start with a cut straight away, where it takes more challenged Megumi a whole paragraph to buy a chocolate bar.]

Megumi leaned on Ai’s shoulder, and poor Ai jumped a little bit. Alice Nine's song 'Yami ni Chiru Sakura' came on over Ai's ear-phones. It was a burned CD with a whole bunch of different songs on it ( Read more... )

decent grammar and spelling, but the contents...

( I just can't stress this enough... )

It's called 'bath room' because it reads like it was born with a chunder into the shitter.

( His name is Don Ruki, and he's going to make you an offer you can't refuse... )