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Ok I'm a little nervous about posting here because I know my own grammar isn't the best but this fic was so unbelivable that i had to post it.
It's HYDE X Miyavi which is fine by me. I love crack pairings but *shakes head*
Let me show you:
- "Miyavi, man, I'm in real deep shit right now," he said, looking a little frantic. "I have four live shows scheduled with VAMPS in two weeks and my second guitarist just broke his wrist in a silly snowboard accident in Hokkaido and so, well, I'm short one guitarist…"
Apparently speech marks arn't enough to show somebody is speaking. Something has to go first. The author, obviously unaware of the existence of the tab key or space bar goes for a hypon.
Also you have to guess it's HYDE speaking. It's hard to tell because you'd assume HYDE would know the names of his own guitarists but apparently not. Maybe this is because there isn't a second guitarist. Just him and K.A.Z.
On K.A.Z isn't he in trouble too? Is it just HYDE? Maybe K.A.Z is the one who broke his wrist.....
but surely then the concerts should be cancelled?
- "And?" Miyavi replied with a slightly raised eyebrow.
- "Aaaand, you're the first guitarist that popped into my mind so I'm asking you to get me out of this bind, please?" Hyde said pleadingly.
Hyde has a very proffesional attitude here. You need a guitarist so you just call up whoever comes into your head first. And though i know he has a strong accent he doesn't add an extra 3 a's in and.
- "Oh, like I'm not busy enough with my own career and S.K.I.N. and everything," Miyavi shot back with a smirk, chuckling a little.
SKIN who have only ever perfomed one concert? Yeah he's WAY busy with them. Fair point on his own career though. Plus he can chuckle and smirk at the same time. Go Miyavi!
- "If you don't want to, you can just say no," Hyde pointed out, a bit sulky. "There's no need to become sarcastic about it…"
So HYDE's in a sulk now? Because Miyavi was a little sarcastic? Maybe he shouldn't have phoned up the FIRST guitarist to come into his head.
- "Nah, I'll do it," Miyavi replied, grinning widely. "I like the idea of you owing me a favour."
Ok so Miyavi isn't so busy afterall. Fair enough.
Here there's a gap between pargraphs and the speech turns into narration.
Of course, Miyavi being the awesome guitarist that he is, two weeks were more than enough to get ready for the first show.
Yes Miyavi truely is awesome. He's "Busy" with his own career but still finds time to learn an entire concert worth of songs. Not only that but learn all the chorography etc as well. All in two weeks!!!!!!
The place was filled at its full capacity and the energy of the crowd was incredible. That energy, combined with the energy of the members of the band, always filled Hyde with a strong sexual kind of feeling, for some reason. He could get really turned on during his shows, and that particular time Miyavi's presence on the stage did nothing to help.
No comment. Just 0.0
Sure, Hyde was married, to a woman, but he couldn't help marvelling at the perfect beauty of his improvised guitarist, at the way he moved, at the way the sweat glistened on his neck…
Oh good they remmebered Megumi. I feel sorry for her. She's either portrayed as evil or HYDE is just cheating on her. This is why I don't write HYDE X Anyone.
Also why is HYDE starring at Miyavi's neck? Oh that's right he's a vampire... no wait sorry, that's just Moon Child.
As he realized he had trouble taking his eyes off him for very long, Hyde started to think that maybe he should have proposed the job to someone else.
Like an actual support guitarist maybe. Or perhaps his band mate K.A.Z.
Then there's a perfectly normal pargraph about the band going backstage and into the dressing room. Followed by a part about Miyavi wandering off to go to the bathroom to wash sweat of his face. And then we get this bit of conversation.
- "It was a great show, ne?" Miyavi commented as he wiped the water out of his eyes.
- "God, Miyavi…" Hyde breathed out. "Do you have to be so damn hot and sexy…?"
- "Huh?" the guitarist replied in confusion.
I think Miyavi has summed it up for us there. Huh?
He pulled the paper towel away from his face just in time to see that Hyde had walked up to him, and before he realized what was going on he found himself being very thoroughly kissed on the lips.
The paper towel was from the paragraph I cut. Miyavi was using it to dry his face.
Pity he couldn't see HYDE approaching or he may have avoided the sexual harrassment.
Miyavi's eyes widened in surprise, as Hyde pushed him back and pinned him against the wall, and even though he didn't quite kiss him back he displayed no desire to stop him when he slipped his tongue into his mouth and started exploring every corner of it
Off course Miyavi showed no signs of trying to fight back. He was pinned to the wall with HYDE's tongue in his mouth. He could neith run away or call for help.
Miyavi was in a daze. It was the first time another guy came onto him like that, and Hyde was the last person he suspected would do that sort of move on him.
HYDE didn't strike me as a sexual predator either but now I know the truth.
Without quite realizing what he was doing, Miyavi soon started kissing Hyde back, tentatively at first, a little timidly, but it didn't take very long before his kiss became deeper, more passionate, hungry…
If you can't beat them, join them.
A bit more kissing and Miyavi becomes hard. Only then does HYDE give Miyavi a chance to speak.
- "Dammit, Hyde…" he groaned, looking a little confused. "What the hell are you doing to me?"
Putting Viagra into your drinks. That's my guess. That or some date rape drug. Maybe both?
Hyde merely offered him a slightly wicked smile and crashed his lips against his again to silence any further questions.
Can't give your victim chance to complain.
Then they describe the rape in detail. That or consensual sex. Somewhere along the line Miyavi decided he actually wanted this.
And then right near the end:
- "We'd better get out of here before someone sends a squad looking for us," Miyavi commented with a grin.
- "God, I didn't even think about locking the door," Hyde realized as he started putting his pants back on.
Never mind HYDE. You can remember to do that next time you sexual attack somebody in a bathroom.
- "Ne, what came into you all of a sudden?" the guitarist asked him, grinning even more widely.
Mmm Miyavi his named is HYDE not ne. But it's a good question. Why did normally kind HYDE suddenly attack you?
"Coming up to me in the bathroom telling me how damn hot and sexy I was and pinning me against the wall to kiss me…"
- "Well, umm…" Hyde said hesitantly, looking a little uncomfortable then. "I always get very… sexually aroused after a show for some reason…"
Yep that's his excuse. He was in the mood for sex and Miyavi looked like a good target.
- "And does your wife know what you do with sexy guys in the bathroom after your shows?" Miyavi asked him with an eyebrow raised in amusement.
"Becuase if she doesn't i'm going to tell her"
- "God, I don't wanna talk about my wife now…" he muttered as he finished getting dressed.
Poor Megumi. Her husband doesn't even want to think about her. I guess she doesn't approve of his "hobby" or something.
Miyavi laughed slightly and slung one of his arms around his friend's neck, pulling him into a hug as they walked out of the bathroom together.
And the rapist and his victim live happily ever after. The End.
It's HYDE X Miyavi which is fine by me. I love crack pairings but *shakes head*
Let me show you:
- "Miyavi, man, I'm in real deep shit right now," he said, looking a little frantic. "I have four live shows scheduled with VAMPS in two weeks and my second guitarist just broke his wrist in a silly snowboard accident in Hokkaido and so, well, I'm short one guitarist…"
Apparently speech marks arn't enough to show somebody is speaking. Something has to go first. The author, obviously unaware of the existence of the tab key or space bar goes for a hypon.
Also you have to guess it's HYDE speaking. It's hard to tell because you'd assume HYDE would know the names of his own guitarists but apparently not. Maybe this is because there isn't a second guitarist. Just him and K.A.Z.
On K.A.Z isn't he in trouble too? Is it just HYDE? Maybe K.A.Z is the one who broke his wrist.....
but surely then the concerts should be cancelled?
- "And?" Miyavi replied with a slightly raised eyebrow.
- "Aaaand, you're the first guitarist that popped into my mind so I'm asking you to get me out of this bind, please?" Hyde said pleadingly.
Hyde has a very proffesional attitude here. You need a guitarist so you just call up whoever comes into your head first. And though i know he has a strong accent he doesn't add an extra 3 a's in and.
- "Oh, like I'm not busy enough with my own career and S.K.I.N. and everything," Miyavi shot back with a smirk, chuckling a little.
SKIN who have only ever perfomed one concert? Yeah he's WAY busy with them. Fair point on his own career though. Plus he can chuckle and smirk at the same time. Go Miyavi!
- "If you don't want to, you can just say no," Hyde pointed out, a bit sulky. "There's no need to become sarcastic about it…"
So HYDE's in a sulk now? Because Miyavi was a little sarcastic? Maybe he shouldn't have phoned up the FIRST guitarist to come into his head.
- "Nah, I'll do it," Miyavi replied, grinning widely. "I like the idea of you owing me a favour."
Ok so Miyavi isn't so busy afterall. Fair enough.
Here there's a gap between pargraphs and the speech turns into narration.
Of course, Miyavi being the awesome guitarist that he is, two weeks were more than enough to get ready for the first show.
Yes Miyavi truely is awesome. He's "Busy" with his own career but still finds time to learn an entire concert worth of songs. Not only that but learn all the chorography etc as well. All in two weeks!!!!!!
The place was filled at its full capacity and the energy of the crowd was incredible. That energy, combined with the energy of the members of the band, always filled Hyde with a strong sexual kind of feeling, for some reason. He could get really turned on during his shows, and that particular time Miyavi's presence on the stage did nothing to help.
No comment. Just 0.0
Sure, Hyde was married, to a woman, but he couldn't help marvelling at the perfect beauty of his improvised guitarist, at the way he moved, at the way the sweat glistened on his neck…
Oh good they remmebered Megumi. I feel sorry for her. She's either portrayed as evil or HYDE is just cheating on her. This is why I don't write HYDE X Anyone.
Also why is HYDE starring at Miyavi's neck? Oh that's right he's a vampire... no wait sorry, that's just Moon Child.
As he realized he had trouble taking his eyes off him for very long, Hyde started to think that maybe he should have proposed the job to someone else.
Like an actual support guitarist maybe. Or perhaps his band mate K.A.Z.
Then there's a perfectly normal pargraph about the band going backstage and into the dressing room. Followed by a part about Miyavi wandering off to go to the bathroom to wash sweat of his face. And then we get this bit of conversation.
- "It was a great show, ne?" Miyavi commented as he wiped the water out of his eyes.
- "God, Miyavi…" Hyde breathed out. "Do you have to be so damn hot and sexy…?"
- "Huh?" the guitarist replied in confusion.
I think Miyavi has summed it up for us there. Huh?
He pulled the paper towel away from his face just in time to see that Hyde had walked up to him, and before he realized what was going on he found himself being very thoroughly kissed on the lips.
The paper towel was from the paragraph I cut. Miyavi was using it to dry his face.
Pity he couldn't see HYDE approaching or he may have avoided the sexual harrassment.
Miyavi's eyes widened in surprise, as Hyde pushed him back and pinned him against the wall, and even though he didn't quite kiss him back he displayed no desire to stop him when he slipped his tongue into his mouth and started exploring every corner of it
Off course Miyavi showed no signs of trying to fight back. He was pinned to the wall with HYDE's tongue in his mouth. He could neith run away or call for help.
Miyavi was in a daze. It was the first time another guy came onto him like that, and Hyde was the last person he suspected would do that sort of move on him.
HYDE didn't strike me as a sexual predator either but now I know the truth.
Without quite realizing what he was doing, Miyavi soon started kissing Hyde back, tentatively at first, a little timidly, but it didn't take very long before his kiss became deeper, more passionate, hungry…
If you can't beat them, join them.
A bit more kissing and Miyavi becomes hard. Only then does HYDE give Miyavi a chance to speak.
- "Dammit, Hyde…" he groaned, looking a little confused. "What the hell are you doing to me?"
Putting Viagra into your drinks. That's my guess. That or some date rape drug. Maybe both?
Hyde merely offered him a slightly wicked smile and crashed his lips against his again to silence any further questions.
Can't give your victim chance to complain.
Then they describe the rape in detail. That or consensual sex. Somewhere along the line Miyavi decided he actually wanted this.
And then right near the end:
- "We'd better get out of here before someone sends a squad looking for us," Miyavi commented with a grin.
- "God, I didn't even think about locking the door," Hyde realized as he started putting his pants back on.
Never mind HYDE. You can remember to do that next time you sexual attack somebody in a bathroom.
- "Ne, what came into you all of a sudden?" the guitarist asked him, grinning even more widely.
Mmm Miyavi his named is HYDE not ne. But it's a good question. Why did normally kind HYDE suddenly attack you?
"Coming up to me in the bathroom telling me how damn hot and sexy I was and pinning me against the wall to kiss me…"
- "Well, umm…" Hyde said hesitantly, looking a little uncomfortable then. "I always get very… sexually aroused after a show for some reason…"
Yep that's his excuse. He was in the mood for sex and Miyavi looked like a good target.
- "And does your wife know what you do with sexy guys in the bathroom after your shows?" Miyavi asked him with an eyebrow raised in amusement.
"Becuase if she doesn't i'm going to tell her"
- "God, I don't wanna talk about my wife now…" he muttered as he finished getting dressed.
Poor Megumi. Her husband doesn't even want to think about her. I guess she doesn't approve of his "hobby" or something.
Miyavi laughed slightly and slung one of his arms around his friend's neck, pulling him into a hug as they walked out of the bathroom together.
And the rapist and his victim live happily ever after. The End.