Look! I've done it! I've finished season 1! I hope you all liked it and I will continue so keep watching.
( Holy Shitzu! )

( My pilot's license? It's out back in the CESSNA, or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked. Problems at the Kazakhstan border. I could give details, but then I'd have to kill you, which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked. )

( It was a great drug. But it caused headaches, stomachaches, toothaches, weight gain, weight loss, balding, severe oily bowel discharge, and, in very rare cases, it made you pee fire. )

( Well, we're citing... unfair surprisery. )

( Oh, my God! Did you take a bath? )

( And that, ladies and gentlemen, is precisely why time travel is not only possible, but may have already happened. )

( You know you belong with Gus. He's smarter and funnier. Plus he has abs like Bruce Lee. )

Look! I did it! Sorry it took so long.

( Ooh, indecisive. I like that. )

Sorry for the delay. Blame the holidays. Another week off as I work on the transcript for the Doctor Who Christmas special

( Enjoy your hepatitis. )

( What the hell is a Muscum? )