the Wit

(61% dark, 34% spontaneous, 26% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross- ( Read more... )

I've been tagged. Woot. Thanks for the tip, onastick

Name six songs that you are currently digging
... it doesn't matter what genre they are from, whether they have words or even if they're any good but they must be songs you're really enjoying right now. Post these instructions and then list the six artists and the songs in your LiveJournal. Then tag six ( Read more... )

Queer as Folk: Series Finale; weak writing. generally, didn't like it, though I balled my eyes out anyway. Details to ensue shortly.

Six Feet Under: Season 5, Episode 61; Wow. Just...wow.

Addendum: Found out late Friday/early Saturday morning that my good friend Lindsay's ex-boyfriend recently died in Iraq. R.I.P.I, honestly, am unwilling to ( Read more... )

"..Our message to you is clear, strong and final: There will be no salvation until you withdraw from our land, stop stealing our oil and resources and end support for infidel, corrupt rulers..."
--Ayman al-Zawahri, Al-Qaeda's second-in-command <link>

And, still, They hate us for our Freedom.You may be a simple man of simple words, Mr. President, ( Read more... )

After unwillingly listening to the same album for the last year, every day at work, and at least four times a day, I am ready to commit murder.

Anyone who pays to see Celine Dion sing live needs to have their fuckin head examined. Unforunately, my boss is one of them.

I urge all to please make an effort to see Hustle & Flow. Now, I'm not a devout rap music fan by any means, but to witness a fictional story behind fictional rap music, ironically, made the genre that more realistically meaningful ( Read more... )

Note: Brad Anderson's The Machinist is a figurative mindfuck. Brilliant suspense film without all the cliche "suspense" elements. And, Christian Bale has never looked so nasty in his life. Talk about artistic dedication. Yeesh.

( Queer As Folk: Season 5, Episode 512 )

While visiting my grandparents last night, a friend of my grandma, for no reason that I can recall, graced her opinion of Johnny Depp upon us all. To put it bluntly, he must be gay because of his unconventional answers to interviews and weird choices in film parts. Oh! And, classless for his scrubby look and the filthy combat boots he chooses to ( Read more... )

And, on a lighter note from the previous entry...

I don't think it's normal for a baby to move like that," said Oebrick, wincing as the infant paused and flapped an arm in the air. "Don't you think that's a little strange ( Read more... )