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While visiting my grandparents last night, a friend of my grandma, for no reason that I can recall, graced her opinion of Johnny Depp upon us all. To put it bluntly, he must be gay because of his unconventional answers to interviews and weird choices in film parts. Oh! And, classless for his scrubby look and the filthy combat boots he chooses to wear.
Now, I would have gladly rationalized our disagreement on the multi-generational gaps between us, however, I had no choice but to abruptly squash that generalization once I heard my grandma pop in with an opinion of her own, "Johnny Depp? He's fuckin' hot."
I love you grandma.
Note: Grandma also agrees with my assumption that Ben Affleck looks ten-times sexier with a five o'clock shadow that with a clean-shaven face.
Now, I would have gladly rationalized our disagreement on the multi-generational gaps between us, however, I had no choice but to abruptly squash that generalization once I heard my grandma pop in with an opinion of her own, "Johnny Depp? He's fuckin' hot."
I love you grandma.
Note: Grandma also agrees with my assumption that Ben Affleck looks ten-times sexier with a five o'clock shadow that with a clean-shaven face.