Bandslash, R, ~4250 words. Pete/Patrick. Written for gala_apples's prompt at the Pretend Dating Festival.

( The worst part of it is that Patrick is actually a complete goody-two-shoes. It would be one thing if he were actually doing any of the things his parents have accused him of doing. )

Bandslash, R, ~2650 words. Brendon/Spencer (Spencer/Ryan, Brendon/Ryan). Thanks to verbyna for cheerleading, and crazybutsound for cheerleading and illustration.

( Spencer and Brendon do two shows on cruises: the one for people who think a juggling show sounds like a great way to spend an hour in the afternoon with their kids, and the after-bedtime one for grownups clutching overpriced mojitos. This is the late-night show. Children are not allowed. )

Bandslash, NC-17, ~11,050 words. Pete/Mikey/Ryan, LynZ/Amanda. Thanks to crazybutsound and verbyna for cheerleading and alpha-reading. Note: lalejandra and I came up with the "Harlequin Boys" title independently, and I talked to her when she posted her fic recently to make sure she was okay with me using it. Normally I would have changed it to avoid confusion, but I've been ( Read more... )

Bandslash, PG-13, ~2000 words. Pete/Mikey college barista AU. Warning: excessive fluff, as in I cannot actually reread the last sentence for fear of vomiting at myself. Title from Ben Folds. Thanks to zarathuse for the beta.

Thanks to draconic_girl for the podfic!

( Mikey sticks his thumbs in his pockets, rocking forward onto his turned-in toes as he waits for Pete to make his drink. It's the cutest thing Pete has seen since the last time he saw Mikey doing something cute, which was of course the last time he saw Mikey. )

Bandslash, R, ~6000 words. Frank/Gerard (Frank/Mikey, Frank/Brendon, Frank/Maja, Frank/Ray). Douchebag!Frank high school AU.

Thanks to zarathuse for the beta and verbyna for the cheerleading.

( It is a heinous state of affairs when a guy's sex life can be legitimately negatively affected by an unwashed art kid wearing Invader Zim sneakers. )

Dustverse, PG-13 for violence, ~3000 words. Gen.

Thanks to dear_monday and zarathuse for betaing, cheering me on, and reassuring me that the weird first-person-plural voice in this works.

( We're pretty sure Gerard was only ever depressed in the first place because the world hadn't ended yet. )

Bandslash, PG-13, ~1000 words. Frank/Gerard. Coda to "The Cruelty-Free Sausagefests of Pleathermouth Vegan Cafe". Warning: may cause cavities.

zarathuse, I am naught but a monkey smashing wildly away at my typewriter on your command. Even when your command is disgustingly fluffy cupcake-decorating fic that will ruin my hardass bandom reputation forever. ♥
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Bandslash, R, ~3760 words. Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, allusions to Brendon/Spencer. Title from ABBA (no, I don't know why my brain decided that it would be a good idea to use ABBA lyrics for titles in this series). Warning: slavery and related consent issues.

Sequel to "Thank You For The Music". There's going to be one more installment in this ' ( Read more... )

Bandslash, NC-17, ~2700 words. All possible pairing permutations of Pete, Gabe, Brendon, and Gerard, plus bonus Patrick, William, Ryan, Frank, and Amanda Palmer. (Not even gonna TRY to make a Venn diagram for this one.) Credit to projectyl for the title, reni_days for the suggestion of using it for a porn AU, and verbyna for informing me of the existence of the term " ( Read more... )

Bandslash (Killjoy!verse MCR), PG-13 for violence, ~1700 words. Gen. Title from Grace Jeanette's cover of "Na Na Na."

EDIT: This fic has been podficced! Thank you, desert_neon!

( Grace learns the lyrics to Queen's entire oeuvre when she's two, how to kill a drac when she's four and a half, and what a flush toilet is for when she's nine. )