Title: A Man, A Plan, A Cataclysm: Cold-Blooded War
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Frank/Mikey
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: ~13.5k
Content notes: violence, character death, tentacle porn, metaphorical race relations, one fucked-up puppy of a POV character.
Summary: Frank shot at the range every week throughout elementary and middle school. In high school, he ( Read more... )

HERE IT IS, FINALLY, the closest to longfic I will probably ever get! Everyone who's wary of my stuff for its tendency to be dark and surprise!depressing, FEAR NOT. This shit is my attempt at normal schmoop-with-a-tiny-bit-of-schmoop-fueled-angst fic. Written for
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Bandom, NC-17, ~4300 words. Frank/Mikey, Frank/Jamia. Thanks to dear_monday for the beta, last-minute as usual.

Happy birthday,
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Bandom, NC-17, ~2000 words. Frank/Mikey. Warnings: blunt-force masochism, bruise play, scening without a safeword, unprotected sex. Thanks to verbyna, whose chat window is apparently necessary for me to write these days.

( The problem is that Frank pretty much just wants Mikey to be happy, and this is fucking with his head, because the kind of beating-up Mikey's asking for is something Frank does to people he wants to make unhappy. )

Bandslash, NC-17, ~1000 words. slutty!asshole!Frank/various. For this prompt on the TFLN meme.

( Frank doesn't do warnings. If his cock is in someone's mouth they shouldn't need a fucking warning to know that at some point there's going to be jizz coming out of it. )

Bandslash/Hesher crossover, R, ~1600 words. Frank/Hesher, Frank/Gerard. If you haven't seen Hesher, this is pretty much all you need to know about the character.

( It's actually something of a relief when Frank walks onto the bus to find Gerard learning how to sabotage a car. )

Bandslash, R, ~2200 words. Frank/Gerard.

Thanks to my betas, zarathuse and dear_monday.

( The important point to establish here is that Frank is not going to cheat on his wife. )

Bandslash, R, ~6000 words. Frank/Gerard (Frank/Mikey, Frank/Brendon, Frank/Maja, Frank/Ray). Douchebag!Frank high school AU.

Thanks to zarathuse for the beta and verbyna for the cheerleading.

( It is a heinous state of affairs when a guy's sex life can be legitimately negatively affected by an unwashed art kid wearing Invader Zim sneakers. )

Bandslash, NC-17, ~1700 words. Gerard/Lindsey/Brendon, Gerard/Lindsey/Frank, Gerard/Lindsey/Gabe. Warning: heavy (but consensual) objectification.

For verbyna, who needs something to look forward to after spending the day drunk with her parents.

ETA: Thanks to crazybutsound, this is now a podfic!

( Lindsey and Gerard are monogamous. He just has sex with other people sometimes. )