Title: How To Grow The Perfect Playoff Beard In One Simple Chomp
Fandoms: Teen Wolf, hockey RPF
Pairing: Kaner/Derek
Rating: Explicit
Wordcount: ~18.2k
Content notes: sex with one person in werewolf form (the TW slightly-hairier-dude-with-weirdly-colored-eyes kind of werewolf form, not the bestiality kind)
Summary:

"Does it change you, being ( Read more... )

Bandslash/Hesher crossover, R, ~1600 words. Frank/Hesher, Frank/Gerard. If you haven't seen Hesher, this is pretty much all you need to know about the character.

( It's actually something of a relief when Frank walks onto the bus to find Gerard learning how to sabotage a car. )

"There's no actual reason for me to be at the Emmys," Spencer pointed out. "Where are we, a fucking bathroom? There's no way a bathroom at a major awards event would be this empty for even a second, let alone long enough to fuck ( Read more... )

greedy_dancer recorded my ridic Twilight crossover ficlet. I am hesitant to link to it and remind you all about the existence of that travesty against humanity, but greedy_dancer deserves the love. So if you like things that are utterly ridiculous, and if you like European accents, check it out.

Bandslash/Twilight crossover (I know, okay), R, 833 words. Mikey Way/Edward Cullen (I KNOW, OKAY). Title from "Spotlight (Oh Nostalgia)" by Patrick Stump and "Vampire Money" by MCR.

A/N: Aaaaaugh. Okay, this is not my fault. It's crazybutsound's fault, for making this. And greedy_dancer's fault for encouraging her. Maybe it's Patrick Stump's fault for writing the song. My ( Read more... )