I have written fic! TWO FICS. I started, finished, and posted two fics yesterday, after four months of not being able to finish any fic at all. One of them is kinky and the other one is incredibly meta, proving that I still have not been kidnapped by aliens. (If I ever post a fic that has no kink or meta in it, assume aliens.) I'm not going to make ( Read more... )

*marches onto your friends list lugging milk crate and bullhorn*

*sets milk crate down and climbs atop it*

*raises bullhorn to mouth*

[feedback screech]

I WROTE A THING

(...it has been some time, yes.)

This entry was originally posted at http://jedusaur.dreamwidth.org/97785.html.

Have I finished any of the billion fandom projects I already told you guys I was working on? No, no I have not. Have I written ridiculous fic about the Blackhawks getting drunk and playing dirty charades? Um...

Title: A Distinct Dicking Motion
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairings: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Rating: Explicit
Wordcount: ~2.3k
Summary: ( Read more... )

Title: I Only Have Teeth For You
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Pairings: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews, Patrick Kane/Tyler Seguin
Rating: Explicit
Wordcount: ~4.5k
Summary:"Did you bite him?" is the first thing out of Tazer's mouth.

"No, god, how much of an asshole do you think I am?" Patrick demands; but then a second later he adds, "I wanted to, though. I ( Read more... )

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I've spent the last three days pounding OJ and tea, popping meds, whining about my Terrible Horrible Life-Threatening Illness (i.e. cold), and not getting anything else done. Yesterday I continued to do all of these things, and still felt nasty as shit, but I also wrote three thousand words of bb!Oilers prison AU fic. I don't really know how that ( Read more... )

I keep forgetting to let DW know when I post fic on AO3. I think it's because hockey RPF has a manageable output volume, so most people in the fandom just subscribe to the fandom tag or check the tag page regularly, which means I don't have to publicize my stuff to get hits ( Read more... )

For theletterelle, who's been waiting on this since spring 2011. Merry Christmas, bb. Thank you for not letting me give up on this series--it feels really good to have finally finished it.

Title: Knowing Me, Knowing You
Fandom: bandom
Pairings: Brendon/Ryan, Brendon/Spencer, noncon Brendon/OMC
Rating: Mature
Wordcount: ~2.7k
Content notes: noncon, slavery, ( Read more... )

Written for
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Title: How To Grow The Perfect Playoff Beard In One Simple Chomp
Fandoms: Teen Wolf, hockey RPF
Pairing: Kaner/Derek
Rating: Explicit
Wordcount: ~18.2k
Content notes: sex with one person in werewolf form (the TW slightly-hairier-dude-with-weirdly-colored-eyes kind of werewolf form, not the bestiality kind)
Summary:

"Does it change you, being ( Read more... )