Nibble Clamps

[jedusaur]

Bandslash, PG-13, ~1000 words. Frank/Gerard. Coda to "The Cruelty-Free Sausagefests of Pleathermouth Vegan Cafe". Warning: may cause cavities.

zarathuse, I am naught but a monkey smashing wildly away at my typewriter on your command. Even when your command is disgustingly fluffy cupcake-decorating fic that will ruin my hardass bandom reputation forever. ♥

Comments

[desert_neon]

Only Gerard would suggest making boob cupcakes (more?) disturbing by filling them with a blood-like substance.

I love the 'verse so much, and the title had me laughing out loud. Excellent job, as always.

[jedusaur]

zarathuse is terrible for my ability to resist awful puns. XD Thanks!

[jedusaur]

I will express my appreciation for the comment in the same manner! :D :D :D

[jedusaur]

Glad you enjoyed! ♥

[verbyna]

Hahahahaha, art school as a gay man's Hades, that's what my friends say. Of course, I wouldn't mind, but, *ahem*. Your cooking thing is spilling over into fabulous fic, this makes me very happy! I wouldn't have minded to read about them embracing the power of "and", but this was funny and, dare I say it, sweet. Gerard! How so disturbingly cute?

Do keep writing in this 'verse, or at least provide us with a list of possible titles for codas if you ever (gods forbid!) grow tired of it. :D

[jedusaur]

We've had this conversation, dude. Regular fluffy sex, me no likey. Sex needs violence and/or dubcon and/or at least three people for me to bother writing it. XD

I actually wrote most of this before coming up with the title. Normally I wouldn't use one that bad, but this ficlet is for zarathuse, and she has a bit of a fetish for awful puns, so I gave in to the urge. (There are also a couple more puns in the ficlet itself, because Zara is bad for my impulse control.)

[verbyna]

I'm about to start writing dustverse fic about Murder magazine in which RyRo is the creative director of said illustrious publication. And kills Brendon over and over in increasingly imaginative ways. Fluffiness: need not apply. XD

I love awful puns! I especially love YOUR awful puns! And as a result of your constant Zara promotional efforts, I am now reading her fic and making delighted noises. Inception AND Criminal Minds AND bandom, what magic is this?! *hearts*

[verbyna]

Also, speaking of bad puns, title for the hipster douchebags fic: Do It for the Scarves and Stories. Y/N? If you circle N, I'll use it for my "Ryan fails at Europe" story. (Why are you not on AIM? *sadface*)

[jedusaur]

THERE ARE NOT MANY FOR WHOM I WOULD WRITE THIS KIND OF FLUFFY BULLSHIT. be honored.

[jedusaur]

You're bad for me. I was recovering from my pun problem. You are an enabler. A PUNABLER. /o\