Nibble Clamps

[jedusaur]

Bandslash, PG-13, ~1000 words. Frank/Gerard. Coda to "The Cruelty-Free Sausagefests of Pleathermouth Vegan Cafe". Warning: may cause cavities.

zarathuse, I am naught but a monkey smashing wildly away at my typewriter on your command. Even when your command is disgustingly fluffy cupcake-decorating fic that will ruin my hardass bandom reputation forever. ♥

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[jedusaur]

THERE ARE NOT MANY FOR WHOM I WOULD WRITE THIS KIND OF FLUFFY BULLSHIT. be honored.

[jedusaur]

You're bad for me. I was recovering from my pun problem. You are an enabler. A PUNABLER. /o\

[jedusaur]

D: D: D:

[jedusaur]

ps I tried to make Google Chat work but it confuses me. This icon is my face when I try to use pretty much any Google UI. I "invited" you? I think? I am she whose socks are cooler than yours (although your business socks could perhaps give me a run for my money).

[jedusaur]

Okay! I'm babysitting for part of the day (not the Star Wars bb, a different set of bbs; I'll be sure to text you if they do anything cute) but I will poke Google with a stick in the evening.

(I clicked through to your userpics because it occurred to me that you never use any of them except the business socks one, and I saw the Lost one and now "Brick" is stuck in my head.)

[jedusaur]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS PLAN :(