Nibble Clamps

[jedusaur]

Bandslash, PG-13, ~1000 words. Frank/Gerard. Coda to "The Cruelty-Free Sausagefests of Pleathermouth Vegan Cafe". Warning: may cause cavities.

zarathuse, I am naught but a monkey smashing wildly away at my typewriter on your command. Even when your command is disgustingly fluffy cupcake-decorating fic that will ruin my hardass bandom reputation forever. ♥

Comments

[verbyna]

Hahahahaha, art school as a gay man's Hades, that's what my friends say. Of course, I wouldn't mind, but, *ahem*. Your cooking thing is spilling over into fabulous fic, this makes me very happy! I wouldn't have minded to read about them embracing the power of "and", but this was funny and, dare I say it, sweet. Gerard! How so disturbingly cute?

Do keep writing in this 'verse, or at least provide us with a list of possible titles for codas if you ever (gods forbid!) grow tired of it. :D

[jedusaur]

We've had this conversation, dude. Regular fluffy sex, me no likey. Sex needs violence and/or dubcon and/or at least three people for me to bother writing it. XD

I actually wrote most of this before coming up with the title. Normally I wouldn't use one that bad, but this ficlet is for zarathuse, and she has a bit of a fetish for awful puns, so I gave in to the urge. (There are also a couple more puns in the ficlet itself, because Zara is bad for my impulse control.)

[verbyna]

I'm about to start writing dustverse fic about Murder magazine in which RyRo is the creative director of said illustrious publication. And kills Brendon over and over in increasingly imaginative ways. Fluffiness: need not apply. XD

I love awful puns! I especially love YOUR awful puns! And as a result of your constant Zara promotional efforts, I am now reading her fic and making delighted noises. Inception AND Criminal Minds AND bandom, what magic is this?! *hearts*

[verbyna]

Also, speaking of bad puns, title for the hipster douchebags fic: Do It for the Scarves and Stories. Y/N? If you circle N, I'll use it for my "Ryan fails at Europe" story. (Why are you not on AIM? *sadface*)

[jedusaur]

I kinda liked "The Complex Art of Simultaneous Blowjobs & Bullshit." I think your idea fits a failing-at-Europe story better than a pretentious-sex-in-nothing-but-converse story.

I am not on AIM 'cause I am at work. Some of us have jobs. :P

[verbyna]

Eh, jobs. I've heard of those. I'm taking to people on Fetlife about their local dungeons and calling it research for an Organizational Psychology essay. I'll be qualified to flip veggie burgers or crack whips when I grow up! :D I'll be at this for a while, so do commune with the internet when you get home. "The Complex Art of Simultaneous Blowjobs & Bullshit" must be, erm, fleshed out. (Forgot to mention: "cupkinks" - how much do I love the way your mind works? XD)

[jedusaur]

I've known how to crack a bullwhip since I was eight, and owned two of my own since I was ten. I am so qualified for that.

Yeah, we need to get writing that. Shall AIMify this evening. ♥