Let's see now... Alright, a 'Sert is pretty boss. A lot of mall employees are teenagers, so that seems pretty right-on. Plus, my battle cry is friggin' ace. "Allow me to molest your face with this rod!" It's so authoritative, and yet it's kind of polite. It's almost a request. "Won't you allow me to molest your face with this rod?" I could see a ( Read more... )

Go out and buy a Nintendo DS and Nintendogs. NOW.

Oh. My. God. Nintendogs is awexome. I can't even think of a word that truly captures the awexomeness of Nintendogs.

But don't take my word for it. Go out and buy it for yourself.

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Digital cameras have destroyed the art of photography.

Don't ask me why I said that; Just go ahead and nod.

This rant was written for the Wharton Undergraduate Journal, and taken from this site.

( Ode to the Nice Guys )

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I changed the background to black and the text to white. It's easier on the eyes that way. I learned that little trick from a guy I like to call MaddoxHaving your flesh frozen hurts. It hurts like a sum'bitch. I went to a dermatologist today to get some warts checked out, and he decided to freeze them. That's how one starts the wart-removal process ( Read more... )

I'm leaving Saturday to go up to Virginia. I found out that I'm going to take a tour of the House on Monday... and by "the House," I mean the House of Representatives ( Read more... )

I bring you the mostly abridged story of my weekend.

Thursday: Drove up to VA, read some stuff, ate some stuff, saw some people.

Friday: Saw some really awesome stuff at the National Museum of Health and Medicine. Went to dinner. Went to temple.

Saturday: Went to temple again. I read a Torah portion, but being my ( Read more... )