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[Wade Wilson/Hal Jordan] My social skills would fit good in prison
“So, remember that time when I said something and you got angry?”
Wade was quietly singing terribly off-key - it sounded suspiciously like ‘I’m Marvel, he’s a DC but I’m still in love with Judas, baby’. Maybe he should get a hat in the shape of a telephone. Or a sombrero. Sombrero in the shape of telephone. Perfect. Then he could go to a Mexican ( Read more... ) -
Rapunzel is like Ariel. Only, you know, awesome.
READ THIS, IT'S GODDAMN GLORIOUS.
[ I mean, if you're into J2. Or have a werewolf kink. Fortunately for me, I totally dig both.]
So I'm having a beer with my boyfriend, while he's watching 'Dawn of the dead' and I'm mentally preparing myself [=getting drunk] for Silent Hill - The Movie [because I remember this shit from cinema and boy, was it ( Read more... ) -
CARTOON THAT SCARRED ME FOR LIFE
I JUST HAD A FLASHBACK-MOMENT AND REMEMBERED HOW THIS CARTOON MANAGED TO SINGLE HANDEDLY RUIN MY FUCKING CHILDHOOD. I still shiver when I think about it.
Some kids have bogeyman. Some have vampires and some have ghosts.
I had dancing animated fruit.
When I finally become the dictator of Cuba, Spain will be the first on my hit list, as it's, ( Read more... ) -
Fanfics That Ruined My Life, Oh Harmony Harmony
BLADE IS MY HERO FOREVER AND I WANT TO HAVE HIS CHILDREN.
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I clearly remember the stories that chewed on my sanity, molested me and left me in a dark alley to watch my dignity die in great angusih.
Note: it's not a list of the BEST fics I know [although they're all pretty damn kickassing, thank you very much] - it's the list of the fics that fucked ( Read more... ) -
YOUNG JUSTICE OMG <3 also, hooray, racism ~
-- YOUNG JUSTICE RANT - SPOILERS, SPOILERS and, oh, SPOILERS --
I'm relieved that YJ creators apparently decided to break the old as the world itself 'anything Batman/anything Superman = BEST FRIENDZ FOREVAR' rule, because I hate that combo with a passion of ten thousand burning suns - Bruce is, like, a god and Clark should go and die in a corner. ( Read more... ) -
Silent Hill is not as disturbing as I thought it would be. I'm a sadpanda.
-- spending my weekend at home, trying to talk my boyfriend into smoking weed and playing Silent Hill 2, so I can get more Pyramid Head buttsecksing random monsters.
Am I awesome or am I awesome?
I'd tap that.
To my defense, I actually DID try to vid something, anything, really, but flu successfully managed to kill my brain cells. I should read ( Read more... ) -
SLASH RANT ~**A tale of sparkles, gay unicorns and surprise buttsecks**~
So, me getting yet ANOTHER slash ship, combined with the fact I have a place where I can ramble [and that’s just one of bazillons reasons why I can never become a president; the evidence against my sanity would be far too strong] - I just HAD to rant. The subject bugged me for far too long, and my brain cells [all of the five of them] are tired ~ ( Read more... ) -
IT WAS ONLY JUST A ~~**DREAM**~~
I'M EDITING TO NELLY -- AGAIN -- WHAT IS MY LIFE. what ( Read more... ) -
I LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE A ZOMBIE NOW
EDIT: OH FRIGGIN' HELL, SHIT JUST GOT EPIC: http://community.livejournal.com/chainshipping
So I live in a cave [it's a rather nice one, actually] and I watched 'SAW' for the VERY FIRST TIME [le gasp!] just, umm, a few hours ago? What disturbed me greatly, though, is my reaction to it:
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