EDIT: OH FRIGGIN' HELL, SHIT JUST GOT EPIC:
http://community.livejournal.com/chainshipping So I live in a cave [it's a rather nice one, actually] and I watched 'SAW' for the VERY FIRST TIME [le gasp!] just, umm, a few hours ago? What disturbed me greatly, though, is my reaction to it:
*electroshocks, poisons, trying to kill each other, terrorterrorterror*
MALE WITHOUT FOOT [aka Whaaat, googlin' names is a bother]: OH GOD, I HAVE TO SURVIVE FOR MY FAMILY.
MALE CHAINED TO THE WALL [aka WGNIAB # 2]: OH GOD I DON'T WANNA DIE.
MWF: OH THE AGOOONYYYY --
MCTW: OOOH THE FEEEAAAAR --
*blood, screaming, corpse on the floor*
ME: --- OH GOD, THEY LOOK SO HOT ALL BLOODY AND HUGGING, nhhhhhh, I NEED SLASH OF THIS, I NEED IT IN MY LIFE ASAP.
-- so, there. I have an OTP [that allows me to ignore the fact both of the characters are, like, DEAD]. From 'Saw'. Yes. I'm amazing.
... there is obviously something very wrong with me. Not that I care, but, yeah, if I ever get a psychotherapist, s/he will earn shitloads of cash on me, then commit a suicide or something. Awesome.