I'm gonna get a high-priced hooker, just like everyone else who gets a million dollars.  fuck the over-priced houses in my neighborhood.

Stolen from Isobael1. What did you do in 2008 that you'd never done before? Started teaching RE (sunday school).  Yeah, me, the non-theist, teaching sunday school ( Read more... )

A few years back I whined about a friend of mine who stiffed me for my birthday party.  After talking with her, and trying very hard to make things work, I thought perhaps we would be good friends again.

Boy was I ever wrong.  I didn't even know how much I was being used.  What a lapdog I have been!  I am stupid and loyal to a fault.  I have stood ( Read more... )

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Lessee.... 
People are in lots of debt.  It's hurt the economy pretty badly.  People are having trouble paying their mortgages, their car payments, their credit car payments.  So... what does GW have as a plan for helping?  Well, let's give people money to spend on more stuff!!!  Oh yeah, that makes a lot of sense ( Read more... )

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html

Once upon a time, there lived a man named Clarence who had a pet frog named Felix. Clarence lived a modestly comfortable existence on what he earned working at the Wal-Mart, but he always dreamed of being rich ( Read more... )

So I stop at the Co-op last night on the way home from work to pick up a couple of things, and when I'm checking out  the guy behind me in line says, in some out-of-town New England accent "oh, buy now, pay later!  Be careful using that credit card!"  So I turn and give him the stink eye and say, "Not that it's any of your business, but it's a ( Read more... )

 Two Names You Go By ( Read more... )

I'm going to hell, and damned proud of it!