Note to self: remember to bring Moss along to social outings in the future to make me look more normal by comparison ( Read more... )

Argh.

Ok.

Pros:

1. She is a real life actual woman

2. She's gorgeous (too gorgeous? What's a girl like that sniffing around a dried pot noodle stain of a man like me for anyway?)

3. She "likes me for who I am inside"

4. She has yet to find out what I'm actually like inside

5. She's gorgeous6. She does Viking historical reenactments at the ( Read more... )

There are times when I look at my life and think; dear God, how can I be living like this? Is this my life? Is this what I'm doing with the few fleeting years that I'm here on Earth?

But then I remember, it could be worse. I could be:

Chris Hunt, a plumber, starts the day with packet of pickled onion Monster Munch, has a roast beef Monster Munch ( Read more... )

Didn't sleep last night, I was playing Modern Warfare 2 until about four AM and then I bummed around online for a bit ( Read more... )

Oh. My. God. Some people are just too stupid to be allowed computers. I think people should have to do a bit of basic programming to get food. If they can't do it, well, natural selection my friend. Thank you for playing ( Read more... )

Right. That's it. Never again. I know I say this everytime I go home, but never again. ARGH ( Read more... )