Glarg.

Jan 31, 2010 09:13

Note to self: remember to bring Moss along to social outings in the future to make me look more normal by comparison ( Read more... )

new people, stop judging me, roy can has gf, party

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bikini_bamalam January 31 2010, 09:19:48 UTC
LOL condoms. Have u seen those ones what have the buzzy thing that go on like the non business end? No kidding I always wanna buy those but I would have to die of embarrassment and also it would probs end up in Heat lolololololololol. Nice 2 see u out neway dolly <3

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irishroy January 31 2010, 09:32:34 UTC
She's a nice girl, but I'd rather not father her children.

Those things "for her pleasure and yours" ? I've seen them, yeah. I'm embarrassed enough with strange old ladies knowing that I have a sex life, if stuff that I did ended up in Heat I'd probably have to kill myself. My mum reads Heat >.< Yeah, I'd die.

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bikini_bamalam January 31 2010, 09:41:09 UTC
LOL icon.

No kidding rite, Im glad my mom lives in the states. I sometimes get a call from Daddy asking what I was thinking but tbh only if his stupid wife says sth so its all second hand. Neway ur mom would probs be glad ur not impregnating neone <3

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irishroy January 31 2010, 09:48:27 UTC
With my mother it's hard to say... but probably, yes. She'd rather I was married first.

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inthereeperbahn January 31 2010, 10:34:58 UTC
hey it was cool seeing you :D bring your gf next time we all do something if you want?? dunno when, someones got to have a birthday coming up or something

you should buy johnies online, no judgey looks then!! http://www.condoms.co.uk get the glow in the dark ones and play star wars :P (does your gf like star wars?)

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irishroy January 31 2010, 10:38:32 UTC
Thanks man, it was nice meeting you properly.

She likes Star Wars, I'm not sure I could go out with her if she didn't. I've often thought that if I had sex with a man just once I'd have to get glow in the dark condoms and have a lightsabre duel.

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inthereeperbahn January 31 2010, 10:45:38 UTC
lmao aint it worth experimenting once just for the joy of THAT!? XD

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irishroy January 31 2010, 10:48:11 UTC
I've gone back and forth on this issue, I won't lie.

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irishroy January 31 2010, 10:59:40 UTC
Same, cheers. Thanks for the offer, I'll tell Moss. And Lola.

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scratch_gabba January 31 2010, 16:15:52 UTC
alright man! good seein you!

upside of bein gay - save a fortune on johnnys :-p

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irishroy January 31 2010, 16:28:41 UTC
Good seeing you too.

Well, unless you wake up a few weeks later and your cock looks like a scabby rolled up pizza. :P Suppose it's different if you're just with one person though.

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prinklebrick February 1 2010, 01:41:46 UTC
I should hope so.

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irishroy February 1 2010, 14:56:31 UTC
... sorry about that >.<

I meant that pregnancy wasn't all condoms were for, but obviously when you're in a relationship there isn't that worry.

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