LOL condoms. Have u seen those ones what have the buzzy thing that go on like the non business end? No kidding I always wanna buy those but I would have to die of embarrassment and also it would probs end up in Heat lolololololololol. Nice 2 see u out neway dolly <3
She's a nice girl, but I'd rather not father her children.
Those things "for her pleasure and yours" ? I've seen them, yeah. I'm embarrassed enough with strange old ladies knowing that I have a sex life, if stuff that I did ended up in Heat I'd probably have to kill myself. My mum reads Heat >.< Yeah, I'd die.
No kidding rite, Im glad my mom lives in the states. I sometimes get a call from Daddy asking what I was thinking but tbh only if his stupid wife says sth so its all second hand. Neway ur mom would probs be glad ur not impregnating neone <3
hey it was cool seeing you :D bring your gf next time we all do something if you want?? dunno when, someones got to have a birthday coming up or something
you should buy johnies online, no judgey looks then!! http://www.condoms.co.uk get the glow in the dark ones and play star wars :P (does your gf like star wars?)
She likes Star Wars, I'm not sure I could go out with her if she didn't. I've often thought that if I had sex with a man just once I'd have to get glow in the dark condoms and have a lightsabre duel.
Well, unless you wake up a few weeks later and your cock looks like a scabby rolled up pizza. :P Suppose it's different if you're just with one person though.
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Those things "for her pleasure and yours" ? I've seen them, yeah. I'm embarrassed enough with strange old ladies knowing that I have a sex life, if stuff that I did ended up in Heat I'd probably have to kill myself. My mum reads Heat >.< Yeah, I'd die.
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No kidding rite, Im glad my mom lives in the states. I sometimes get a call from Daddy asking what I was thinking but tbh only if his stupid wife says sth so its all second hand. Neway ur mom would probs be glad ur not impregnating neone <3
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you should buy johnies online, no judgey looks then!! http://www.condoms.co.uk get the glow in the dark ones and play star wars :P (does your gf like star wars?)
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She likes Star Wars, I'm not sure I could go out with her if she didn't. I've often thought that if I had sex with a man just once I'd have to get glow in the dark condoms and have a lightsabre duel.
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upside of bein gay - save a fortune on johnnys :-p
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Well, unless you wake up a few weeks later and your cock looks like a scabby rolled up pizza. :P Suppose it's different if you're just with one person though.
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I meant that pregnancy wasn't all condoms were for, but obviously when you're in a relationship there isn't that worry.
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